Carrie Bradshaw

Both wild, both sexy...

Take it off!

Oh, God, don't remind me.

Come on in. Come in.

I'm happy for her.

Yeah, most of the time.

I wish they made this in my size.

I spent the next day sitting on a park bench watching children play.

for tearing off rock stars' pants...

You don't have to lose yourself to have a kid.

I'm gonna go with zero.

I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.

I just realized...

Look at that Charlotte.

I told you, it's a cult. We can't separate.

I mean, the woman builds her dream house...

Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?

Once they isolate you from the herd, it's all over.

that some woman's gonna be able to make Andy happy?

We call them our old married couple.

and these brats come along and start eating it.