Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're gonna have to come out to her every other week.
Oh, you used to make that look for Rachel from Friends.
Joey?
Child, I'm old. I can smoke wherever I want.
So, Grandma, when we were teenagers,
- Ooh. - This is my friend Michelle.
I know that's right.
That's what a franchise is.
- Hey, Dev. - What?
When's your boo arriving here?
It was depressing.
if the police pull you over, just nod your head
Wait, are you trying to tell me that you're...
Ma?
Man, I told you this is stupid. You can't play spades with two people.
Michelle, this is my mom, Catherine.
I don't think being Lebanese tarnishes the trophy.
Then how you know you don't like it?
so you gonna have to work three times as hard.
- All right, come on. - All right, Michelle.
A-N-D, "toes23."
'cause I don't want to see no Jennifer Anistons up in here.
but you mind not talking so much during the movie?
You acting like a crazy person.
but you don't know Dev ain't black?
- What are you talking about? - Oh, please.
Where Denise at?
Does anybody know why the hell she keep calling Denise "DD"?
Should we fire this up?
I don't like having sex with men.
Denise wasn't ready.
Denise, how the hell you know what a franchise is
Okay.
But I'm just glad you in college and you ain't pregnant and on drugs.