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She was trying to kill me!
- Terrific. - And now you.
Oh, we're all so happy.
Is she okay?
She got fired for letting me use the bathroom.
Larry, hey, I am so glad you came in.
She didn't get fired for being a bad nanny.
He's positive? Does he feel good that it's me?
- They need them. - Yeah.
Oy vey is mir.
Hey, do you want me to...?
I think we're good, I got to go to a meeting.
Yeah.
- Hello. - Hi!
Hey, I'll take a Seven and Seven.
I have a dental appointment tomorrow at 3:00.
I have a dozen left.
Right.
that's a really good idea and ordinarily I would,
but it's too much and it threw me.
The sponge-cake. Yeah, we'll take that.
Okay... I'll take them all.
What, the nanny? Oh my God.
You "clapse"?
You ought to try schlepping marble one day.
All right, well, we need something for our little pool party.
We're gonna write that down. Very helpful.
- and went crazy. - Oh, yeah. You know why?
So I am homeless.
Nobody from the restaurant? I can't even believe it.
He thinks the rules don't apply to him.
The baby. Congratulations.
Hey, I spoke to the Hugh Mellon guy.
What's going on? You guys are going out of business?
- Shh, quiet. - You be quiet, big nose.