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- You want it to be one way. - Man, stop.
Nothing worse than she's already seen.
They endorse Royce, fine. The hell else they gonna do?
How about you taking the door with me for old time's sake, Jim?
That's what I've been trying to say.
What he do again?
Can you get with that, Sergeant?
- Yo, is it true that you police? - What?
would be at the center of it.
Now I'm a teacher.
Tying to get some of that puss-i.
would have shamed Elvis and Tupac both.
- I roll up front with you? - You got dibs in the back, little man.
Yeah, okay, I know.
I mean, so he can follow the work.
And they're on the street, making rips.
Sydnor and Massey.
I like math.
One minute the ice cream truck
Good enough to swing a mop, I guess.
7:00 early to 5:00 late.
you know what the plural of hentai is?
We're just gonna try to find a way
You know what the plural of pussy is?
They're saying you're this year's Band-Aid.
I'm good.
with a man such as yourself.
Sir, Norris is good police.
You stand with us,
so I'm phat till October. Sorry.
Time, time.
- A mop? More like a vacuum cleaner. - What?
Yeah, I see that.
- Hey, girl. - Right?
He got a point.
from the pulpit that Sunday before the primary,
What do you think this 20 stands for?
- I throw myself out after one. - Shit.
He's just working off a debt.
There's the colonel's office.
I talked to her. I'd have seen it.
Excuse me:
'Cause Ms. Donnelly came and pulled him out of the classroom.
"Laugh now, stanky bitch!
instead of up with his age:
It's not the number of years you'll spend
Go over Hilltop now?
I gotta say something to those kids.
And if you ain't noticed, it's costing us money.
And I ain't stepping to, but I am a man.
It's having a connection so that you know
See y'all next time.
Are you in any way suggesting that
- What are the strings? - No strings.
would still be in my first-period English class.
is you ready to bite the whole ass?
See ya.
I mean, like, bah.
maybe worse. She's got a right to know.
Fresh eyes, then.
Omar ain't no terrorist.
we still got a dog in that fight.