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totally crushed this greedy class action suit.
Whoa!
No! No! Lil Brett, don't leave me. I'm not strong enough without you.
to distract the country from the truth.
Everyone's dream is to be on TV.
You need to stop being the yes man.
Stuff your crust, stuff your casket.
Hut, hut, hut!
Tell your foam-handed cyber hicks to stand down and vote for Jagg.
Why didn't anybody ask me to help?
Oh, right. Because faking your own death worked out so well last time, Reagan.
[laughs]
Shall we vote?
[string orchestral music plays]
Well. This is why I collect blood samples. Fire up some Brett clones, DupliKate.
Jesus, Brett, they're gonna tear each other apart.
Fear, fear, fear.
Wait, you're all working on Jagg's campaign?
You're the doorstop.
on Patriot News this week.
As long as you're their guy, you're bulletproof.
'Sup, bros? The name is Lil Brett,
This campaign could not exist without all of your help.
Whoever's behind this probably killed Harold the head of the flat-Earthers,
[gasps and screams]
Yeah, that's creepy.
Wow, you've finally done it.
-It's time. -What?