Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you, but nobody's perfect.

It's so badass.

For instance, Pam's cousin, Jocelyn Webster.

Well, she's really into mountain biking. But not so much lately.

They're going to call it Meemaw.

but I'm going to turn that around at this wedding.

DWIGHT: Very smart.

we should try to take mental pictures of the high points.

(STUTTERING) What we wanted... The real reason

from a horse without killing the animal.

You blinked. Damn it, now that's in my brain forever.

It should be me and Pete, not Pete and Tom.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

Did someone change my name to Baskin Robbins?

I think everybody knows what I am talking about.

you are a lucky woman Michael has seduced.

That's not true. No.

I guess it's just the end of courtesy in the workplace.

CYNTHIA: Easy, easy.

Oh, yeah? What else you got?

we don't know what happens because that story hasn't been told yet.

Well, who's that one?

I stole the guest list from Jim's desk,

And where do you think you're going?

When Mary was denied a room at the inn, Jesus was born.

Me: completes challenging workout competition saturday Me to my body:

Here's the thing.

In 1996, her 10th grade volleyball team went ten and two.

Don't be scared of your night in heaven.

Okay, fine. I'll take him.

Yeah, but it's so easy. That's what I'm saying. You can say...

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim,

Pretty sure everybody heard that.

I have not found that to be the case.

And I had spoken to Teresa about a room with two safes.