Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ted, do you want me to slap you again? 'Cause I kind of enjoyed it the first time.

In just one night, everything had changed,

Crouch down and bend over a little bit.

It's gonna rain cats and dogs, folks.

I told her that the first night we went out,

Bummer. I was hoping to finally have sex with you this weekend, Scherbatsky.

So what's this big, beautiful, romantic gesture?

Say something bad about butter sauce, I dare you.

and I was kind of hoping you'd save the date.

If an act of God is what it takes, then an act of God it is.

Penelope, this is the girl I love.

I wouldn't dare.

You know that I have. But let's look at this, okay?

Because I made it rain. That's what I did today.

Give me some rain!

Hey Devils, whatcha doin?

- You're leaving? - There. I quit my job.

And she's been throwing up ever since.

- You're crazy. - Right. Come on.

She's gonna teach me how to do a rain dance.

with popcorn shrimp mounds and butter sauce rivers.

But that blue sky isn't without at least one cloud.

I see where this is going.

The rhythmic give and take of our improvised banter there at the end

I mean, I've half-said it. I've tried to say it and I've said it badly.

and I'd lose you as a friend?