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Well, thank you, thank you, Danny,
Eh!
Parabéns macarrão Sua gostosa
В¶ Bumping uglies real hard we did grind,
В¶ No chance for romancement, boy why can't you see?
Aaah!
What? - And If we don't find out a way to stop them,
General!
That's ah... Denny.
then when you said: "Arbie look, beer!"
is it normal for chickens that have been
В¶ Then I'll go: 'Well, sorry Hon, now, I'm gay. ' Ha Ha Hah!
K- ed
Well, maybe not so much with the caring and the loving.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
gather up all this meat
Oh-
В¶ You're a happy meal sent from above.
That's weird.
What are you talking about? - Look, Now that I'm dead,
В¶ Could it be that our love is star crossed?
I'm kind of leanin' towards the former.
В¶ I keep those schmucks off welfare.
Wow! You are such an inspiration!
В¶ In this drive-thru called life deliver
Oh my God! My ass!
The guy! The guy who did this, Dannie?
and you.
Ah! В¶ ( ARABIC CHANT BEGINS )
Any second now!
you vegan whores!
В¶ They make me yearn for your breasts, legs and thighs.
You've gotta get out! Do something! Do something!
Wha?
First, tell me how to kill them and then I'll give you a drink.
В¶ I sure miss getting my salad tossed.
No. No. No! I don't think you want to serve that Sloppy JosГ©, General!
( BLOWS THRICE )
When KFC is confronted about the pink chicken meat
I'm going back to talk with the Demon Chicken.
But!
В¶ Just look at me how pathetic I stand,
( INCOHERENT ATTEMPT TO TALK )
No, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait!
( EXPLOSION )
until...
Oooooooohh My ass! Oh oh oh oh my ass!
A man to love and to respect you.
what they did to your mother's bloody, decapitated corpse.
Eeew!
( CLUCKING ) ( SCREAMING ) ( SQUIRTING )
You're the counter girl.
B- B-B-BUT Carl Junior!
Arbie!
( ROAR )
Dinner! ( LAUGHS )
I'm negative I'm negative
( 'AUDIENCE' CHEERS & APPLAUSE HEARD )
...And the bra a little!
Aren't they all?
Aaah! Waah! Aaah!...
But Mom, Mom was a retard
He bit off my nose, not my ears!
Uhh!
Denny's the name
( WENDY CRIES )
I knew it!
В¶ It's not our fault, our food's nutritious,
Heah!
( RAPID HORN HONKING )
Do you hear this?
В¶ Flightless birds you love to eat,
( ALL ): Huh?
В¶ To get pleasure and passion that's the truth.
( ARBIE LAUGHS )
well, that got me thinking.
Augh!
Oh my poor ass! Oh!
He's going to blow!
By building a ACB on sacred ground,
Hallowed be thy name...
В¶ Plus phosphoric acid means gravy for me.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
В¶ No chance for romance, just my dick in my hand.
( LOUDLY GULPING DOWN ) ( BELCHES )
В¶ You are my fries and your shake makes me shiver,
Hey, hey! Where's Paco?
Hit it!
( DEEP EVIL LAUGHTER )
Aaaah! Argh! Ahhh!
Wendy!
When your 6 shot mocha starts going down Buy your also having pizza hut
It wasn't me!
The guy, the guy who did this, he's gone!
chicken flavored food stuffs!
( SIGHS )
They'll break through faster than the 5 minutes
can get us multi-million dollar settlements!
( SCREAMING CONTINUES )
В¶ Fast food love.
Oh my poor ass Oh
Another 13 years and I'll have enough money
I mean, how am I supposed to take care of 'em,
Everyone knows Native Americans are fucking drunks.
( SHRIEKS )
В¶ As long as they don't tell Mom and Dad
What would make you say somethin' like that?
Hmh!
В¶ Degenerate fucks, you've gone too far!
Come-off,
Hey, what the hell happened to the
Why don't you come on over here and have one, huh? Come on!
I can be that woman. I could-
And by sticking together,
inbred trailer trash
Bathroom?? [ fart ] Where!
...higher-pitched...