Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( Black Hound chomping and snarling )
- That's not entirely true. - How do I know if anything you did...
MAN 1: Good one. - I got it. I got it.
Hey, buddy, you all right?
Had your number dialed, was about to press send.
Yeah, I'm good, unless you wanna stick around and make out.
ROONEY: Okay, okay.
Could have fooled me with that modeling comment.
- I can't think of any. - Pete, l...
...and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it.
Yeah.Yeah, There Really Is something Magical About This Place
Would you like to come over for a little breakfast?
I would understand
Wait. I've got it.
Carl, what are you doing here?
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend!
Did you wanna get that? In the privacy of your office?
This is the single biggest donation that we've ever had.
- Wait right there. - You got it.
When you decide to fuck with my family
- I said, I'm cool. TERRENCE: Before that.
You say no to life, and therefore you're not living.
Got a case of Red Bull. Gonna pull an all-nighter. You down?
Bye Carl…
...and sang in rock bands and made life happen.
How's it going? What are you guys doing here?
I should be prepping my case for Monday, but I cannot miss this.
What's going on?
[INHALES]
[LAUGHS]
We'll have the employment contract to you by the end of the day.
Come on, let's step this thing up a notch, Broseph.
Yes. You won't regret this, Carl.
NORMAN: Inta-maresting.
[SINGING CAN'T BUY ME LO VE]
What?
Something's going down on a big scale.
Go get the ball!
CARL: Oh, yeah, that's getting very popular now.
ALLISON: So you okay?
Anyway, I never would've met Allison if I hadn't said yes to the homeless guy.
[PLAYING THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER]
[RUMBLING]
Yeah. I just kind of went with my gut on it, Norm.
AGENT 2: We've been tracking you. We know who you are.
- Sorry, pal. Can't help you. - Oh, come on. Can't you give me a break?
What the hell you doing in there?
Okay, it's okay. I got this. I got this.
- Yeah. - And you know what I did?
This is Allison and her wand made from a sequoia.
Yeah.
...and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face...
[PHONE RINGING]
[SPEAKS KOREAN]
But...
- So the whole yes thing is all bullshit? - No.
SECURITY 1: Stay right there.
You know, a sexual release?
Anybody can take a photo standing still.
- Yes. CROWD: Yes!
[HOBO LAUGHING]
Hello there.
- What do I do here? - Oh, you don't have to do anything, Carl.
Telling me to calm down when I’m angry
בואי נדבר על כסף את ואני
Sorry, Faranoush.
WOMAN 2: Don't do it.
Ooh! Jeez. That was very healthy.
- Terrence, don't freak out. - What the fuck?
ALLISON: The earliest switchboard operators' headsets...
- Are there more beers in the fridge? - Sorry, last one.
- Stop. - Stopping.
- He's really into it. - You say yes to everything?
MAN 1: Take it easy. MAN 2: Here you go.
CARL: Hey. - Thought you hung up the spurs, cowboy.
STEPHANIE: Hello? - Stephanie?
Okay, guys, everybody ready? Cameras loaded?
...and things are changing for me. It's like the era of yes has begun.
And they said if you started to show some initiative, I could promote you.
...and to yourself.
First of all, what were you doing in my car?
Hey, there he is.
She was coming in the room. It's like, Give me some space, woman.
- You didn't say it like that. - Not with an accent.
No. No, she's not.
...what with Big 5 and Sport Chalet...
Let's hope it doesn't taste like Mickey Rourke.
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
I'd like two tickets on the first plane out of here, please.
All of the activity that appears suspicious...
Yeah.
Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got an exclusive membership card.
I don't wanna hear another excuse, Carl. You do whatever you want.
A covenant.
Call me
...because his mouth is moving in sync with what you're saying.
Carl, man, hey.
Everything I said I meant, except about living together.
Yeah. He'll be dead before they get here. Somebody needs to talk him down.