Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's your name?
- Are you stalking me? - No. I would never do that.
- Are you kidding? - It's not how it sounds.
- Okay. - Okay.
Got tons of it at Costco. You see, I've got an exclusive membership card.
[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING]
- Come on, Carl, run. - Thanks.
Thing, you know, just a thing.
She asked me to move in with her and I hesitated. That was like a no.
[CARL SPEAKING FRENCH]
- Can I use your phone? - Go, man, go.
Oh, Jesus.
...throw it at that bank and shatter the window?
I like maybe.
Man, that sounds great. I wish I could join you.
...so you can't call AAA when you run out of gas?
I guess I never saw him a lot, so it's hard for me to tell the difference.
LUC Y: Hey. Is that Carl?
Let's get this guy a drink. He doesn't have long to live.
- You don't wanna work here, Carl. - Yeah, I do.
Change is generated from consciousness, but where is consciousness generated from?
- Get away from me. - Okay.
I want you to invite yes into your lives...
That's why you're here.
I mean, a part of me felt like something wasn't right from the beginning.
Si el monticulo no va a Terrence, Terrence irá al monticulo
ALLISON: Whatever I want.
Hit me on the cell this week. Let's do it again.
You were married for six months. Some immigration thing?
...it's all because he must say yes to any opportunity.
Can't really see it right now, unless you do this.
...some things I gotta do, issues pending, keep me pretty busy.
[MAN GRUNTING & SCREAMING ON TV]
MAN: Nice shot.
- That sounds like a lot of fun. - Can you imagine?
- Oh, John Goodman. - No, it's Alec Baldwin.
Hi.
Call me
Oh, jeez.
Every pretty girl deserves to go to a ball
Know what? I called Demko this morning...
And that's why I'm gonna give the job to you.
Because I am open for business, okay? Oh, where'd I go?
CARL: Hey, Carl. Do you wanna give all your money away to a homeless guy?
Yeah, Rooney?
No, it's me, Norm, just a reminder about the party tonight.
You think? Seems pretty airtight to me.
CARL: Don't, please.
When you say yes to things, you embrace the possible.
...whichever, or I walk.
- Persian wifefinder. FARANOUSH: Hi there. I am Faranoush.
The only one they had left was for toddlers.
Man. Moving fast. That's okay.
I like to keep it fresh. I like to live it up. I like to mix it up.
- I was. - I was watching you.
- Yeah, put in a good word for us. - That would be great.
[CO YOTE HOWLING]
Kind of dragged on.
Are you going to be asking a lot more question? I don't got all day.
[ALLISON LAUGHING]
Why don't you take a stroll through the hills...
- Could that, like, be my nickname? - Yeah. I guess.
- Wasn't a good friend. - Nope.
CARL: Yes always leads to something good.
No, no, no. No, no. I don't think so. No.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] First, we have to establish the ground rules.
Whatever.
And the word you will have said 2 million times is:
You're dead, Carl.
I'm not your late night booty call
Yeah, you were.
[CROWD LAUGHING]
- It's all I can think about. - Really?
- You all right? - Yeah. Yeah.
ALLISON: Okay. Because I thought it was all the chicken beaks in the bucket.
Well, I'm just... I'm not in a serious thing, but I am dating.
No, man, no, man, no, man.
I've been all over the map, man. I've lived.
What are you doing?
Oh, thank God. Terrence. You have to remove the covenant. It's killing me.
[CROWD CHEERING]
Good for you. Good for you.
Wesley T. Parker. Vice President, Brea Federal Savings.
You could cut ties with all the lies You've been living in
I made a sacred conevant.
And because you've given out so many of them...
Carl, I know you're not saying anything.
Terrible timing too, because you just got here.
Here we come.