Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That sounds... - Red Bull.

It's beautiful, man. It's beautiful.

God bless you, man.

- Yeah? - Lincoln.

That sucks. That happened to me last week.

Please, find a seat.

...whose head doesn't get severed and my beak ends up in the bucket?

I can explain to you in more detail if you want.

I mean, do you even know my fiancee's last name?

WOMAN: Oh, it's a good one.

What an asshole.

New Playbook: Go Baylor

- Carl, this is everybody. - Hey, everybody.

Who do you think I am? I'm scared of a lot of things.

He was staying connected. It was good to see.

A $250 loan for a mountain bike, $600 for windsurfing lessons.

Honey, show him.

- It's Burns. - Burns?

SECURITY 2: He's gonna break. - Stop.

- Thanks. - Sure.

I thought he was it, the one, or whatever.

Sure, Faranoush.

You were being difficult, embarrassing me in front of my crowd.

Come on, let's go.

Norman. Line one.

Cleaner. That could be your name

MAN: Hey. What are you doing? - Oh, shit.

Okay, guys, all aboard the Hogwarts Express.

Everyone I know has got a reason

ALLISON: It seemed like you fainted. - No, I told you my foot caught a nail.

...weighed over 10 and a half pounds.

...because you said yes without thinking, not because of a covenant you made?

How about some toast, huh?

Back at you, Roon. Lee, I hardly know you, but I feel comfortable.

That way if we crash, at least I'll die.

Well, and your boss, but more your buddy than your boss, right?

[CROWD GASPING]

That's great. I would have to say...

we smoked chains we hung our hearts in the sky in love locks on the swan river bridge we took an oath of tobacco and cigarette smoke. we also cut our hair off and we autographed our bodies and fucked it into the freeway.

- What are you doing? - I'm taking a picture. Smile.

Has somebody called the police?

She's good. What have you been doing?

Hey, I have an idea.

ALLISON: It's in Griffith Park and we do a loop. It's about five miles.

CARL: That's great. - That is sweet, Carl.

Kind of mysterious.

I guess I'll just stick with the program. Keep saying yes to everything.

I'm just so jammed up.

- I can't see. I'm blind. - Me too. Isn't it great? Whoo!

Fine? I wipe my ass with fine.

[TIRES SCREECHING & HORN HONKING]

Terrence irÁ al monticulo

...chips, dips...

Oh, could I? Could I really?

Who are you, man?

Okay. But if I win...

We should do this every weekend. We could see the whole world.

Maybe you need to start being the right guy... Got the wrong attitude right out the gate!

TERRENCE: The word is yes.

Nick Lane? Hey.

[CARL LAUGHING]

I'll see you there, buddy. Roger, out.

...for people who want to both exercise and practice photography.

- Yeah, we'll figure it out. - What's there to figure out?

The next flight available for boarding...

ALLISON: Farther. - Yeah.

- Lf I can explain... Yeah, certainly. WES: Sit down.

But then I looked closer.

I'm sorry. Was I speaking to you?

We knew another Karl we weren't too crazy about, didn't we, Tweed?

Before we begin today, I'd like to welcome our new members.

You'll be making a promise to yourself.

You can't audit life, my friend. Now get on up here.

Pretty powerful stuff, huh?

We had this big fight and he stormed off.

[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING]

CARL: Hold that.

[PHONE BLEEPING]

I was just about to call you. That's so weird.

Amy, these micro-loans, not bad

Hey, Carl, you okay?

I got a new necklace. Glows in the dark.

I should have said yes right away, you know?

Yeah, that's true.

We're going to make a covenant

This'll cheer you up. I'm having a little get-together at my place.

- What? - I think you have the wrong guy.

I'm getting so forgetful.

I might get shit-canned, Norm.

- No. No. Carl, you're gonna stay. - What?

And some nude modeling, FYI.

That's probably who you're seeing.

Let me guess, Carl.

- Interesting. CARL: Look at this.

Cleaner. That could be yours

[ALLISON LAUGHS]

So, what do you think?

Carl, get outside. I know you're not talking.

[PHONE RINGING]

What? Hello? Hello?

[SINGING CAN'T BUY ME LO VE]