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- Problem solved. - Yeah.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

- So where you headed? - I'm meeting my girlfriend here.

- Yeah. Tap it. - Thanks for walking me through that.

No, it's Wes P., Big C. Did I catch you at a bad time?

Do we need to use a flash?

- Oh, Stephanie. What's wrong? - Can you come over?

Oh, my God. That's so funny.

No man. No man.

[SIRENS WAILING]

ANNOUNCER: The energy is palpable here, Chris. I can't even hear myself think.

- So bad. - Oh, God, me too.

So just say yes...

Charge designers for every single aspect of their software? WHAT A FUCKING GREAT IDEA!

Carl, this bank traditionally has never given out small loans.

Well, whoever said it, it made me very uncomfortable.

But it's the kind of dazzle we need around here.

Explain this, jackhole. As Chief Loan Officer at Brea Federal Savings and Loan...

[TUNING GUITAR]

But don't call me at 11 'Cause that's my rule now

[PEOPLE GASPING]

Hold on a second, I'm thinking.

CARL: Listen, I'm not gonna think anything less of you if you don't wanna do this.

PERFORMER 1: From the dawn of time... PERFORMER 2: In the netherworld.

[CROWD CHEERING]

ALLISON: Right.

I got blisters on my fingers.

You got anything with a flat front?

- Yes. Oh, come on. - Why did you learn Korean?

Uh-huh. Are you sure? Because... Okay. Yep. Whatever you say.

- Wait a second. - Wait a second, wait a second.

Carl Allen. Never thought I'd see the day, my man.

Tess, that's a name. Less, a word and a name.

Oh, God, look who's here.

Carl, would you like to throw Lucy a bridal shower?

You were the complete opposite of me. You did things and had friends...

- Do you hate America? - No. Of course not.

CROWD: Yes. - Again.

Why did you purchase these plane tickets at the last minute?

Well, thanks, Carl.

I'm glad we had this experience.

Because I'm gonna take this foot...

...and good people, just like you two.

Hey, Pete, you mind putting that on a coaster?

Are you serious? You say yes to everything?

[CROWD CHEERING]

No, I don't have my car anymore. I've got my Ducati, thanks to you.

MAN 3: Yes! NICK: Whoo!

So look, we're kind of short on Saturday staff.

She's the complete opposite of me.

Again, I'm pretty sure she was just here checking on Carl.

Then you're saying yes, not because you have to...

You gotta squeeze every drop of juice out of this experience.

I've known that I like you for a while, but just now I decided that I love you.

- Oh, it's you. Let me guess, no? - Yep.

- What do I think? Uh... Yeah. - Oh, God. You paused.

I'd shrug my shoulders, and I'd say whatevs You said, Who are you?

Can I do it again? Can I do it again? What's wrong?

Pleasure to meet you.

Shes never gunna go to a ball

- You made it, man. - Did you wanna...

...then everything gets mixed into the batch.

...because we have an announcement to make.

- Are you aligned with the North Koreans? - No. What?

- Very first phone call ever. - Pretty cool.

She's never gonna go to a ball.

See you on the other side, Lee.

CARL: I told you, my foot caught a nail.

You and I could get a Red Bull. We could share.

I don't wanna commit. I don't wanna be tied down.

Yeah. Strong lyrics. You just make that stuff up?

Yeah. Carl's pretty short already, but...

I thought you lied all the time, but it's just sometimes. That's excellent.

See what I did there?

- Yeah? - I don't know, Carl. I'm so confused.

- Rooney. ROONEY: Congrats.

CARL: Yeah. I'm gonna assume at this point, it's, well...

I don't think that's what she was asking for, but all right.

- No, thanks. I'm cool. - I'm sorry? What was that you said?

Yeah. All right.

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