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...because she couldn't be with someone who didn't live theirs.
you gave a man money to start a fertilizer business.
We are all living it. Or are we?
I just figured after five years, I'd be the logical choice, but whatever.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
Did I pause there? I could probably knock a couple milliseconds off that if you...
How come I never see you with a girl over there?
Got it.
You're a complete...
CARL: It's with the universe. It's a big deal.
Who are you?
I didn't think I had anything to share.
Idiot. I'm the wrong guy.
No, it says specific things.
We're going to make a covenant
But I wanna be with you.
...no matter what it is...
- Yes. And not because I have to. - Great.
Because the old Carl didn't think he was enough for anybody.
And what is that word?
Smaller than I thought they would be. Hold on, I'm vibrating.
You said that.
Sure. It's all yours.
Oh.
STEPHANIE: Carl.
Can I get a water?
Come on, come on.
Right. I was just saying to Agent Tweed...
...I can't.
All right, now I got it.
All right. Look, gets you out of the house, I'm all for it.
Oh, yes, there was.
A Ionely guy, Carl. Lonely guy.
Now, this is the really interesting part. If you don't take the heads off properly...
[SIGHS]
Hey. Are we gonna fight or what?
[BARKING]
TERRENCE [ON RECORDING]: Chapter 26, Words That Rhyme With Yes.
Yeah, exactly. It's like you said: I wasn't open to stuff, and now I am...
- No. - How did you know that?
LUC Y: We're engaged.
She's spontaneous. She's ballsy.
- Do you want to make a covenant? - Ugh...
You must be Tillie.
Carl look a little odd to you? Is it me, or does it look like he's kind of dead?
[UP-TEMPO MUSIC BLARING]
Nope. No more than usual.
There it is. Deal with it.
More of a douche than a dick, probably...
Rolling Rock, please.
- Do you wanna move... - Yes.
He's gonna blow your mind all over the room. He's like a mind grenade.
Let's talk money. Dollars and cents, SMART!
You spoke at the same time I did just then.
- How many people can this place even hold? - Like 17,000.
- Okay. - What do mean, Okay?
- Sometimes. - Oh, good. What a relief.
Remember that promotion we were talking about?
...because it will RSVP yes.
...but maybe that bad stuff will lead to something good.
You're a soldier on the front line of finance.
You know that when you're a kid...
See you, guys.
WOMAN: Where are you traveling today? - Los Angeles.
No means no.
Good evening, Los Angeles.
I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the video store.
But now I know that what I have to share is pretty huge, and I wanna share it with you.
Come on.
...is to Lincoln, Nebraska.
Hey, I saw you on TV. That was amazing, Carl.
Sure he can. Right, Carl?
- Hey, you're getting better. - Yeah, not bad, huh?
- I haven't fighted in a fight since grade 7. - I know.
[PHONE RINGING]
[WHISPERING] Just don't break my teeth off on the curb, okay?
CROWD: Yes. - Yes.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
- I'm not sure I want that. - Yeah, but you need it.
Happened once, it happened twice
[TECHNO MUSIC BLARING FROM STEREO]
But you can walk me to my scooter.
Yeah, I did. You never answer when I don't.
Once you leave this building...
Get out of there. If I wanna say no, I'll say no!
Thanks Faranoush
Oh, great.