Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Haven't received confirmation of any sort from you. At all.
Call me
Costume party. Yeah, no.
That's weird. I didn't realize we just stepped out of a maybe seminar.
- I think you and I need to step outside. - No. God, no.
A hundred acres isn't so little, hon. Not in Tahiti, anyway.
- I'm more of a four-wheel kind of guy. - Really?
CARL: Yeah, I ride double all the time on the scooter with Allison.
- Do you love me? - Definitely.
- Well, you're okay with that, right, buddy? - Yes. Yes, I am.
;)
You weren't scared of anything.
You are so handsome.
No, you don't.
- You only get married once. - I certainly wouldn't do it again.
AGENT 1: Sir?
Very cool, Norm.
- Hey, honey. LUC Y: Hey.
- I'll work on that. - Yeah, just trim the fat.
That was a long time ago. I was gonna tell you.
- That makes perfect sense. - I told you. I said that.
Oh, come on.
Look how close I'm getting. Hey, Allison, it's me, Carl. I'm here.
Sheboygan:
We got a fainter down in Head Removal.
Okay.
MAN: Come on. Jerk. CARL: I'm sorry.
- Carl. - Yeah, it's me.
I admit, business has been slow.
Jesus, Pete. I'm not in or I'm busy.
I don't want anything complicated.
Don't try anything. I'm gonna kill myself, so don't try to stop me.
Even a fag
You got it, Norm.
...but you just yell embarrassing facts about the bride, okay?
- We are Munchausen by Proxy. - You're kidding me.
CARL: Big step, huh? - Yeah, it's a big step. It's a huge one.
You know, I've never let anyone drive my scooter before.
By The Way, Your New Living-Room Furniture Looks Great From The Yard.
- Carl, what are you doing? Let's go. - All right. I can't please everyone.
And if you never want to see me again
And can you do it kind of soon? I think I'm starting to get a chill.
Hi, Norm.
She always used to say, I'd rather eat good food...
I need to speak to my attorney.
- Yeah, the whole cake thing. - Yeah.
When you were driving out of your way...
[CROWD CHEERING]
So anyway, my answer is yes. I'd be happy to go out with you.
And actually, we're gonna start a tab...
Cool.
- You know what I did? - What's that?
Seeing how Corporate's treating you.
[PHONE RINGING]
- What? - I love doing it.
It's just a little further, man. Just right up the hill there.
CROWD: Yes!
- We can't do this. - Why? You scared?
Hello?
- We don't know where we're going. - Really?
Oh, yes, they did.
Hold that
And when you break a promise to yourself...
No. In fact, I think you should go faster.
- Missed it. I was gonna fist you. - Here's some fist.
There's a time crunch, and time is of the essence.
I'm so glad I came out. Love it. Okay, you know what? I gotta go.
[IN DEEP TONE] Bonjour.
- Yes. CROWD: Yes.
I wasn't gonna say anything.
[TIRES SCREECHING]
Here we go.
[BOTH SIGH]
How did you know what that meant? Have you heard me say that before?
- Come on. - Hey. Can I have one minute?
[INSTANT MESSENGER CHIMES]
It was a spontaneous vacation.
LEE: No, Carl, this is not the same.
- I guess they're in Nebraska. - Wow.
- Come on up, future yes man. CARL: That's okay, I'm just auditing.
- What are you, nuts? - Go to the seminar, Carl.
Whoa. Yep, I got it.
Would you like to carry a 20-pound container of gas up a giant hill to your car?
PETE: Twenty bucks says Oklahoma kills them.
You know, but maybe it's supposed to be.
Wasn't a good anything.
- Okay. Tillie, there you are. - Hi, Carl.
[MAKES CHEERING SOUND]
HOBO: Oh, I'm just right over here. Okay. Yeah.
- Just shoot me. - I know. Right in the face.
What? What are you talking about?
Thing? What thing?
- But then I threw that off the table. - Good move.
- I know you wanna see my band. - No.
TOTALLY OFF THE HOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!
Okay.
[SIGHS]
[SINGING] I would understand
You want some, huh, more?
Hey, man. That's a nice car.
(CROWD Yes!) Yes!
- Oh, my God. - Happy shower.
PETE: Oh, God, that is Stephanie.
You could cut ties with all the lies That you've been living in
Have a good night.
- What time is it? - It's 5:40 in the morning.
Oh, could I? Could I reallyyyy?
Please welcome to the Hollywood Bowl Munchausen by Proxy.
I didn't realize I was dealing with a no man.
- I'd really... - Red Bull.
There's me and my friends. That makes eight or nine very unstable people.
- I'll see you later, Tillie. - That was wonderful, Carl.