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but you can't just sit around the house and drink all day.
Does the job. Does what job?
Really? No. I just want to buy a man's fur coat.
Oh, thank God!
which is now great.
* If you won't be my wife *
Look, Peter, I'm sorry Quagmire moved away,
I've never felt so alive!
You get it.
Hey, I got two of these phone books.
Nonsense, we're happy to have you.
I don't have a business card.
The only reason this became an issue is because
My toothpick! It's gone!
Peter, face it-- without Quagmire, we're boring.
I didn't know you liked Smitty's.
Oh, God, that's hilarious, Lois.
STEWIE Uh, Dad? Dad?
Calm down. You can always get another toothpick.
to come over and pull on my cat's nipples?
How blessed are we to have all them Boyz II Men
called "mini racquetball" in your garage.
Took a thumb from a G.I. Joe, put it on with superglue.
Ugh, when are you gonna get rid of that toothpick?
before you get back to where the crappers are.
Shame.
where they can't hurt anybody.
but we all just shove our thoughts deep down
I'm afraid he might take you away from me.
Wow, that turned ugly fast.
What, so what am I supposed to do, just ignore it?
* Love in my life... *