Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you're unabillable
"Excape. " "Excape. "
Come on over here, bitch! He don't care about you!
And I Object!
Frito, he's gonna give us a ride back to the time machine.
The I. Q. test you took in prison.
Yeah. You thought you could really travel through time, huh?
Hey, rehabilitation? One night?
you've changed a lot you know as in the way you speak and the way you handle things i'm proud of you changing your attitude. thanks allison and to celebrate i'm going to the international balloon festival at phnom penh. have a good time thank you.
He will find a way to come get his money!
I don’t know. Just people and fruit and shit.
Report to, uh...
Water, the basic component of all life...
we’ve got all this, like, evidence...
yes beryl basherette? what do you want? i want to do some bumpy ballooning in bunker bay.
- Billions! - 'Cause?
My head is just killin' me.
This is Rita. Like Joe, she has no immediate family.
What the f... oh, hell, no. Uh-uh.
Water? Like out the toilet?
Hey, no. You probably don't want to do that with the IVs attached and all.
Uh, 'scuse me. I think this might be Gatorade or somethin'.
Okay. Let's go take a look at those crops.
Baker Mayfield be like...
It's a really good way to make money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?
Right in the balls!
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
You talk like a fag
- Uh, yeah. - You do paintings or...
Uh, uh, uh...
Yeah. Oh, boy.
This one goes in your ear. And this one goes in your butt.
Upgrayedd is gonna kill me! He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money!
Not Sure, get your ass up here, wherever you is.
yummy malteasers block try it today. ok i'll try it then.
Dude, this is trepidatious. You got me a room at the White House.
I'm fixin' to commensurate this trial here.
Oh, private sector. Okay.
just go ahead and shoot me, 'cause there's no way...
Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized...
promising that, over time, plants would grow and the dust bowl would end.
- Are-are-are you sure? - Yeah.
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even though these people tried to kill me...
Oh, hell, yeah! He's on fire!
Mr. President, thanks. That's real cool of you, sir...
Let me get that little peanut head up here.
Who's Upgrayedd?
YO hi
Yeah, suck one. Time machine costs, like, 20.
I like to have sex with chicks
This guy just got his ass a pardon!
a simple army librarian was unknowingly...
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
I don't want a new assignment. I tell Sergeant Metsler that every time.
You Think Einstein Walked Around Thinkin' Everyone Was A Bunch Of Dumb Shits?"
WELL, DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE A DICK OR NOTHIN',
- No. They pretty much fixed that. - How?
Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?
an all-new Ow! My Balls!
- Can it get me back to 2005? - Oh, yeah, but it's, like, really expensive.
wakkofan in real life
Everyone gets laid at the White House. Everyone.
Luckily, my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.
you start with me and i'll shout really loud i'll wake the whole neighbourhood so i wouldn't start if i were you.
Shuttle comes every few minutes. Shouldn't be long.
Let's get you sworn in.
Let’s give it up for the Guitar Army!
Bill O'Brian justifying the DHop trade Drew talking soccer
Hey, you can't leave.
hey jack here's a kneecap to the face! (kneecap retracts) blungee!
They must have just forgotten about us.
Welcome to Costco. I love you. Welcome to Costco. I love you.
but he got the ball rolling...
Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water...
Dylan Mulvaney
If I can just stay in here another eight years, I get my pension.
Then I won't have to do it either because she won't be here.
When Butthurt lakers fans Are Still making excuses
We really don’t have time for a handjob Joe
As you know, this is highly classified.
But how are we gonna figure out about the garbage "ambulanches" and the "comony"?
to come up with the best escape plan he could think of.
First cabinet meeting
lotions stall markets! potion vials €2.33 for 6 ocean dollars! buy better australian quality better thaen bali! frog's legs $6.44 for ¥4.90 american sanddollars! oh hi 6 packs of oracle gypsy adventure cards please. only $7.21 today (hands money) thank you have an enchanting evening.
Water… Like out the toilet?
dumb, angry mobs took to the streets, rioting and looting...
How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator?
Yeah, SUCK ONE.
Not with the market the way it is, no.
I like money
Don't worry, scrot.
which would set in motion the events that would change the world forever.
THIS ONE GOES IN YOUR DEENUS
we’ve got all this, like, evidence...
Go away Cruitin’
I'm a lawyer. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
- No jail time. - Yeah?
When Hunters are shooting outside early in the morning Ah shit it's upgrayyedd
We’ve got all this, like, evidence...