Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- My what? I'm gettin' replaced? - Yeah, they didn't tell you?
Hello, it is me, David Marshall!
You talk like a fag And your shits all retarded
They're gonna do the Malachi Crunch on him!
There's that fag talk we talked about
Keepin' America 'batin' for 300 years.
Baby, I can wait two days.
- You know, I gotta get home. - But we still got all these problems.
You've already confirmed your first name is Not.
Don't worry scrote There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives
I, uh, had a neighbor, Glen. He used to make chainsaw sculptures...
it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most...
That way, 500 years later, it'll be worth billions.
I don't even know what I'm guilty of here.
- Yeah. I like money though. - Police! Open the door!
You know, there was a time in this country...
Shuttle's down there in electronics, about an hour from here.
When she asks why you can’t be faithful
- Yeah, yeah, baby, yeah! - Yeah?
Like this?
All right? Hey, come on!
Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.
Get in.
by Rehab Officer Tylenol Jones?
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YOUR TASK... YOUR TASK IS NOW DONE
- Uh, this way. - Yeah!
and I'm not pointing fingers, but it's not going well.
Dang! May I approach your benches?
- Kinda reminds me of this one time that I was... - Man.
- Joe? - That's Not Sure, ma'am.
I give you my word.
Yeah. SUCK ONE!
- Thank you, Not Sure. - No. What I mean is my name is Joe.
Thank you, Velveeta. Well, it started off boring and slow...
- Hold on. - Next, on The Violence Channel...
When Bronsexuals continue with their drama
Twinkcoin's got what millennials crave.
- I thought you was on the pill or some shit! - Hell, no!
- How'd this happen? - How did it happen?
- What are the odds of... - Where's your tattoo? Tattoo?
Oh!
It look like a peanut.
Besides, you know, I don't think Upgrayedd would be too happy about that.
John likes dongs
Uh, okay. Uh...
And as history pulls down its pants...
I mean, I've never even voted, actually.
Yeah, suck one. UK got like 240 something
are to be placed into a dry freeze...
'Cause of the interest, it'll cost trillions of dollars.
Welcome to COSCTO. I LOVE YOU.
See you in a year.
Well, shit. That's a big pile of rocks.
- But Brawndo's got what plants crave. - It's got electrolytes.
- Extra foam. - I got a bunch of money too.
There’s that free speech talk we talked about
Oh, is someone not feeling well?
I’m the Secretary of State Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
yes beryl gutterette? what do you want? i want to do some monkeycesecenarsenepin capuleting in mount casurina.
Thank you.
It is a fascinating world though.
Average in every category
to produce sperm for artificial insemination.
much less the goddamn "ecomony."
Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.
I don't know the first thing about growin' crops...
Please say the name of the person you wish to call.
If you don't have one of these, they're gonna throw you in jail.
This is how Joe Bauers got the nickname "Not Sure".
Right. Kick ass.
He won a contest Got to be a cabinet member
Welcome to the Costco 12 conference championship game.
Utilize!
I think it might be because of these drugs the army put me on.
I was part of an army experiment...
fireflies taste like light. really? well i'll have to try one.
Man, I hope somethin' grows fast.
"Excape. " "Excape. "
President Camacho made another promise.
Whoo!
Now, since y'all say you ain't got no money...
We got this guy Rob He's going to fix everything in 1 week
you and Upgrayedd should seriously think about couples counseling, okay?
But I just want you to ask yourselves one question first.
We’ve got all this, like, evidence...
- Door won't shut. - What about the chain?
That's what I thought!
How AOC Became Part Of Congress
bigger than the Dildozer, bigger than the Ass Blaster...
Uh, yeah. This sucks pretty bad.
Whatever you do, keep painting okay?
Yo, Mr. Secretary Not Sure. They found that whore you wanted.
The "UN" un-Nazied the world forever.
Water… Like out the toilet?
Sittin on ass?
Come on, asshole! Go on! Take him to jail!
Tell people to just use their brains or something.
Oh!
MK storylines
Couple of us guys was wonderin’ if we could go family-style on her.
now began to favor different traits.
to the time machine.
We should focus on the crops. So let's get back to work. Maybe later.
The most average person in our entire armed forces.
Okay, we're gonna do this shit.