Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I never said that I was the smartest person on earth. You people did.

whose ass it was and why it was farting.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

- You mean this is all your fault? - What?

He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake...

into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate.

white claw's got what plants crave

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sort of, but, well, actually, not really.

I got a solution. You're a dick!

Says here ticketing and pricing are not talkin

I don't know. I mean, how did the world ever get like this?

one of them court-appointed lawyers.

Rita agreed to participate in this experiment...

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You still got the chain attached.

If you have one bucket that holds two gallons...

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- You got something I can wear? - Yeah. There's Pro-Wear on the top, assorted in the middle.

into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts.

Joe had awakened to a world in crisis.

Who wants to go first?

Stand up with me.

He said that wasn’t my bill. He said that wasn’t my bill.

Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh...

- Um, Your Honor? - Hmm?

Hey, um, the, uh... the main screen is malfunctioning...

Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

Jesus. I knew that was too much to hope for.

Joe stated his case logically and passionately...

Me when butthurt haters are still posting their bullshit

'Cause you been chargin' me by the hour, and it's been, like, three days.

Stop! You're gonna get us caught, okay?

take a mirror shot to paradise. and when the mirrors mirrored out like a mirror stand and the mirrors mangle all the mirrors. my mirrors dripping on crystals sipping mirrorfalls. my mirrors dripping on mirrorfalls sipping mirror stands my mirrors mirror now or forever break my mirrors my mirrors my mirrors are yours.

We've been walking forever. You sure you know where you're going?

Don't say I stole. You're my lawyer.

And you should also think about maybe finding an art manager who's not also your boyfriend.

ok niggaz were almost set here niggaz

we won a contest got to be cabinet member

Clevon is lucky to be alive.

- Trust me. - What happened to those army guys?

I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr. President.

and over here we have contestant number 2... beryl riryal!

"This Guy Just Got His Ass A Pardon!"

the base was closed.

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Joe didn't know it, but the beloved electrolytes...

Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. No one bothers me. I can't screw up.

Listen, I-I... I "supersize" with you...

Blah blah blah, you gotta believe me!

Burping in class... 10 points from Griffindor!

Plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

you were looking out for the whole world so, you know...

Gentlemen, meet Joe Bauers...

enabling them to say, do and sell...

Oh, yeah, give me some. Cut me a piece.

With two D's, as he says, for a double dose of this pimping.

and they gonna need you outside immediately.

Can I just say something here?

You're in the wrong line, dumb ass. Over there.

- Sit down. It's President Camacho. - Hey, hey, hey, yo...

They're watering crops with a sports drink?

Go away! Gamin’!

With the Human Hibernation Project, we will be able to save our best men...

But first, to lead us in our Natural Anthem...

And Rita, whatever you do, keep painting, okay?

Yeah. So we can haul our ass back home.

Oh, I– I like money

-Hold On. Next on The Violence Channel

Joe and Rita had three children...

- Get this shit started! - We're gonna start without Beef Supreme.

Like excuse me your a hell of a guy

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America!

We'll ask for directions on the way.

No, no, they got a time machine.

Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card...

With a combined record of 62 kills...

yes beryl scythetrayal? why is the H missing? because someone gombled it.

And what about the nuc... "nucular" reactor in Florida?

Not anymore! The stock has dropped to zero...