Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I have some eggs frozen...

yes beryl bonk are you a member of the priory of bonkols? yes shh! it's a secret don't tell georgette!

Oh, I– I like money.

Never would have guessed this is how I was gonna die.

yes beryl artogoncicles? what do you want? i want lingeriecicles up to my cankler spouiruter marks on my tasewerinecks.

Oh, okay, one more thing. We gotta go find this girl, Rita, first, okay?

Ich fahr doch nicht nach hattersheim für einen Klingelstreich

Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?

He would kick Joe's smart balls all the way up to the roof of his smart mouth.

When you try to convince liberals you're right

it will be Daddy Justice who will be crapping on him this time.

This execution is brought to you by Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator.

Rhino get yo Upgrayedd

he sounded pompous and faggy to them.

You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?

'Cause, I was, you know... I was definitely in prison, okay?

You didn't gimme no fries. I got an empty box.

- Yeah! - the only undefeated officer ever in history...

you know, for our team, for us to, you know, utilize.

Things looked bleak for Joe, but they were even worse for mankind.

would correct this trend in evolution.

I'm the secretary of state. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

I got a solution. You're a dick!

- I'm gonna mistrial my foot up your ass, you don't shut up.

What are we doin' here?

and the time machine's 20...

- Yeah, I guess I did. - Yeah.

Shit! I must've been thinkin' of Brittany.

george i told you to get your bloddy medical result in your bloddy snok divorcey zone sweetheart reow! just get on with it dear and stop with your gail kelleys and turn that bloddy thing off! boing good riddance faye now i wanna kill you it's self defence anyway!

What's the minus of 30 and 20?

DON’T WORRY, SCRO!

Well, because, uh, you know, she'd be an essential... integral... asset...

So you think you can escape again like you did last time?

Welcome to Carl's Jr.

Additionally, he has no family, is unmarried...

Cmon scrote don’t be such a pussy

Your balance is zero.

Listen to me. Upgrayedd cannot find you, okay? It's impossible!

I swear, push to talk isn't working!

our first subject for the Human Hibernation Experiment.

Uh, right now, I'm going to, uh, you know, confer with my counsel.

so just as soon as the right guy comes along, you know...

But sadly, the greatest minds and resources...

Are you sure your not the smartest man in the world

- Hurry up! - This one. This one goes in your mouth.

Thank you. Thank you.

big w isn't big d or big m or big y or big u or big l or big o or big q or big f or big k or big x

There's that fag talk we talked about.

But, if you could, uh, just get me well enough to get back to base...

Welcome to Coscto. I love you.

Not Sure, Not Sure, Not Sure!

And the un un-nazied the world forever

when the Brawndo Corporation simply bought the F. D. A...

Oh, no, don't worry about it. It'll be safe. Trust me.

so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting.

Austria is in Norway, dumb ass.

yes beryl siogal are you a member of the hall of seagulls? yes i am we poop on everyone and go ark! ark! ark! ark! seagullpooshocktrayalwhitebrialyicecreamythopmsmsgluterclaggluezone!

leading to the great garbage avalanche of 2505... ...shit, avalanche of 2025....

Kamala explaining the Russia And Ukraine conflict 2022 SOTU

I don’t sound like that

Your floor... Your floor is now clean.

Word is that Beef Supreme himself might come out of retirement.

Hold on. Just hold on.

So this is kinda crazy, huh?

You are an unfit mother Your children will be placed into the custody of Carl's Junior

You know, you don't have to sleep on the floor if you don't want to.

- It's right there. - I see it. I see it.

Don't worry scrot Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives

I get a truck too, right?

It's broke and leaky and something's happening.

Why don't you have this?

bigger and huger than everything ever before in history...

holy shit i need more silver

well chains are what you get for breaking IKEA furniture you should know better! shame on you! according to you? my dear i didn't mean eat a chunk of IKEA and leave the rest to wash up literally i just said it to get you to shut up that's all. now you're in a lot of trouble with the police.

Hehe, ez jó volt. Biztos hogy te vagy a legokosabb a világon?

Look, if you guys are taking me back to that jail...

Idiocracy (2006)

Uh, it's, uh... it's 80, Frito.

but transformers have electrolytes

Water… Like out the toilet?

often go their entire careers without ever seeing battle.

a gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd, which he spells thusly...

Econ... economy.

They're all dead. Everybody I know's dead!

And the dust storms. And we runnin' out of French fries and burrito coverings.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr!

although few, if any, seemed to notice.

- Yeah! - Good, good. That's a good idea.

But I'm tellin' you...

We seem to be "experimenting"...

Oh, yeah? Well, you gonna be glad you waited, baby.

Man. You really think those people would have starved to death?

You see, a barbecue pimp's love is very different from that of a square."

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

virtually everywhere.

This one goes in your ear. And this one goes in your butt. Oh wait...

And tomorrow night Looks even more better

I'm sorry. It's just... Where am I?

But if it's not a real time machine, there wouldn't have been any money.

Especially the ones, uh, you know, out around the museum area.

We gonna see if we can't come up with a verdict up in here.

He's my boyfriend.

- Come on! My kids are starvin'. - I'm sorry you're having trouble.

- Next. - Welcome to the Healthmaster Inferno...