Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, in the bushes?
@beast_zj
Oh. No. I'm... I'm all right. Yeah.
Joseph Smith Jr. Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna F#+& all y'all!
Gotta go, uh, work on some crop stuff, get that taken care of.
Oh! Oh, shit!
Your case It’s broke and leaky
Joe would solve all their problems...
Me trying to pick you up today
Not so bad, huh?
Average in every category…
hope i stacked enough silver
- You gotta be shittin' me. - Did he win?
You still want the money?
- How? - Think about it, you know?
I got a solution. You're a dick!
Wow. Well, must be great to be able to make a living doing something you love.
And he's so smart...
Wakanda's in Haiti, dumbass.
Okay, sir, we're engaged in procuring your tattoo.
But Brawndo's got what Dos craves. It's got electrolytes.
Shut up. Sit your monkey ass down.
He won a contest Got to be a cabinet member
where you try to blow up the one person that's tryin' to help you?
- Rehabilation." - Why do you keep trying to read that word?
I'm not the smartest guy in the world. Okay?
A dumbing down.
Yeah.
Okay, so maybe Joe didn't save mankind...
Uh, this goes in your mouth.
enslaved Europe and tried to take over the world.
As secretary of the interior, Joe ordered all crops to be switched to water...
Like garbage, which had been stacked for centuries with no plan whatsoever...
when smart people were considered cool.
Whatever happened to all that "lead, follow, or get outta the way" shit, huh?
#HowIFeel Idiocracy 2006
Hey, how much farther is it?
They're gonna tat... Ow. Could I speak to your supervisor?
- Secretary Not Sure. - Secretary? Secretary of what?
Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.
say i heard oh that you've been out and about with some other chick some other chick. i guess it's come to my realization that i can't stop thinking about you and i but red T 02 top classic thing and i got that g.11 G-string shirt and when i come crashing down i can back ancient times. we never go out of paradise we never go out of paradise.
Okay, look.
my first wife was 'vergent she's a pilot now
- right by the Starbucks? - Uh-huh.
I don’t sound like that Shoot, I thought there was two of ya
who's filling in for isaiah firebricks? alyxxus ruth.
And he’s so smart… That he can manage whole environments without knowing what they are!
the wakkoplays movie
yes raelene you sexy granny! you're pregnant with kissy kissy kiss kiss bird kids and you've got plungerphobia and you're 877 years old! brendan snell! yes the grannies beat me up and i broke me hip on the evil chair thanks to you and all the grannies you've wrecked! i already got one broken hip! i don't need another!
oh fuck you michael i hate you so much! i'm leaving you for good! (slaps michael's face) i'm leaving and i'm not coming back that'll teach ya for messing with a woman! no nooooooooooooo! was it something i said? oh me partner's left me now fuck her to hell!
Man, I could really go for a Happy Meal, ya know?
who's filling in for tania male? trudi zenis.
Shut up.
Well, I guess we're stuck here.
Damn it. I can't go back to jail, and I sure can't solve these problems.
Uh, yeah, probably not right now.
Why do you keep saying that? Cause they pay me everytime I do!
But then an even greater force emerged... the "UN."
and that's pretty good for an average guy.
He's kinda stupid, but he uses Kmet in the 4th quarter
Anyway, the experiment in which these two subjects...
Besides, they offered me a pretty good job at Starbucks here.
Jesus Christ. Oh, look. One more thing.
So? Shut up, 'cause you broke my house.
- and have a healthy day! - Oh. Thanks.
yes beryl eunicerrayal why is the N missing? because it is a rampolzed ramplezoid.
You know, if you hadn't done that, I'd still be in jail right now, so...
thirty-two of the dumbest kids ever to walk the earth.
Yes! Like water out the toilet
Why I identify as an "Independent..." Red vs. Blue....and Blue vs. Red
You know, I really envy people that can make a living that way...
The Opta-via®-ttry Way? You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
I think maybe the world got like this because of people like me.
Hey don't laugh at me
We're just waiting for the right time.
Don't worry though. We'll get her out...
should something go wrong with the experiment.
He talks like a fag too.
But I got a solution. - That's what you said last time, dipshit!
You're just gonna have to follow.
we’ve got all this, like, evidence...
is that you want us to put water on the crops.
- Yeah, paintings. - Okay, great.
Oh, shit. I think it was too big, huh?
Yeah, I like money though
Thank you very much, young man.
- Crops? - And that ain't all. I give you my word.
Hey, was I wearing pants when we went in there?
Yeah. Here it comes.
The guy's guilty as shit. We all know that. "
Brawndo's got what plants crave.
For the last time, I'm pretty sure...
Goddamn it.
Unvaccinated!!!
and were forced to look into the private sector.
Vice President Frito took eight wives...
An imbecile sapling, deeply rooted in stupid soil…
Hey, baby, wanna go out?
now unvanquish jeremy burns! jdjcu h jdkckc mkddkm dkdk jdkck ksks
It's got metabolites
You Get A Full Presidential Pardon!
YOU'RE MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY DUMB ASS!
Yeah, you were like, "I'm not shuttin' up," and I was like...
Listen, you gotta get me on the stand, okay?
Or so it seemed.
Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?
- This is an illegal move, okay? So don't tell nobody. - Oh!
TRUMP Gettin' it done!
I like to have sex with chicks
Goddamn, how does this time travel work?
Well, maybe not cool, but smart people did things...
Are you a fag I’ll fag your face
Hi.
Okay, even if that were true, I can't be the secretary of the interior.
Your floor... Your floor is now clean.