Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- There's no way we could have a child now. - Mm-mm.
Your floor is now clean.
An emergency cabinet meeting was called...
I'm Good At This Good At What? Sittin' On Ass?
But Epic has what plants crave... It's got electrolytes!
Frito became vice president...
making him an ideal candidate, with no one to ask any nosy questions...
SHUT THE FUCK UP
He would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economy...
Yeah!
He would soon discover that in the future, justice was not only blind...
Wait a second. Can we start over? Can I cancel this?
Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
So true Haha
Shit! I got too many damn kids!
Fine. We'll move on.
Oh, um, he... he's... somewhere else.
- No, wait. - Please stand clear of the doors.
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had called a special summit with the smartest man in the world.
And who could forget that wonderful finish...
- Uh, Joe, I'm not going. - What?
Look!
Fuck you penis
that's a function! uh-huh? fraction fraction functions in fractions functions functions that fraction.
Jesus, Collins.
Fuck yeah
Holy shit! It's Beef Supreme!
It hadn't even been a year, and the entire project was simply forgotten.
Thank you so much.
Wow, that's great.
Welcome to AOL, Time Warner, Taco Bell, U. S. Government long distance.
He's behind the truck!
No one ever comes in here.
Okay, that's five down and one more to go.
Holy shit! Frito, come here! Look!
Fox News.
and neither was writing.
I'm sorry you're having trouble.
I have decided to make him...
And, uh, funbags over there is the attorney general.
I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.
There was a girl. She was from the same experiment.
Idiocracy: Prostitute becomes First Lady Trump: Idiocracy becomes reality
I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit.
- I was just looking for some regular water. - Water?
oh yeah baby, I can teach you so good
This time, he would lead.
Why are we slowing down? They turned off my battery.
the evil 0 broke you gran raelene! i told you that evil 0 did you no good! chuck that bloddy evil 0 out! oh sorry dear darn that evil 0!
Your account balance
Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?
He's gonna fix the "ecomony."
Maybe it's time I got a new start.
Would you like to try our Extra Big-Ass Taco...
That's just how that shit went on TV!
15% tax to rome Or universal income for Americans
What for?
No way. Not this time. It's coming from high up.
'CAUSE ITS MODULAR
Hold on, vato!
- What is this? - Okay, sir, this is the White House.
- With his options running out, Joe took a bold step.
Thank you Velveeta!
Shit. What do I look like, A pants goblin?
Way to go, Frito. You know what? Just make a run for it anyways.
Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
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Doesn't look that big, is it?
Water… Like out the toilet?
What the fuck are you all starin' at?
I gotta take care of some "bidness," baby, so I need y'all to wait outside.
No, I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.
What the fuck?
- Fuck her, Joe! - Hey, you want us to come along, make sure she puts out?
excuse me maria lagonikos what would happen if julia gillard was betrayal thompson? well she would be betrayal thompson.
- I can't watch this. - This is...
You know, just to drink.
- Yes. - Water. Like out the toilet?
im good at this..............
the man who solved all our problems...
Yeah I think everyone does.
Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.
Who's upgraydd?
Upgrayyed
Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline...
Oh, I- I like money.
need more silver
You want us to put water on the crops? Like out the toilet?
You saved my life. No one's ever done anything like that for me.
I ain't never seen no plants Grow out of no toilets
A time machine, for time travel.
Okay, number one, Your Honor, just look at him.
Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.
. South Carolina , what’s up!
We'll occupy Ukraine within 3 days... Oh yeah, baby I can wait so good!
- Document number G24L8. - I'm not sure if...
Like out the toilet?
Oh, yeah.
You're just gonna have to figure it out like we did with the crops.
- So just go back and... - Visit's over!
I Thought It Was In Georgia. Georgia's In Florida, Dumb Ass
But diet mountain dew's got what VicePresidents crave
- Hey, come on. - Uh...
- She don't mean nothin' to me, baby! - Clevon!
Not like I do. Like when you get it like this, sideways.
When people ask me what I paint.
Paintings
Come on!
Last time you told me not to worry was 500 goddamn years ago...