Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
BUT, UH, IT SAYS ON YOUR CHART THAT YOU FUCKED UP.
'cause the pay me every time I do!
New Sec Def
Yeah.
many of our best pilots, soldiers and military leaders...
I got a three-point plan to fix everything.
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Now, prosecutor, why you think he done it?
Get Your Hands Off Of My Junk
- So you smart, huh? - No, no.
Now, I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...
Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
oh god even you wouldn't get into god's gym with those tracticals! and you won't get into god's gym with those nonappricallregardlinghuttrrasokis!
Oh, really?
- Yeah. - And you made me get in the car? I got two strikes, asshole!
Hey. Hey, I know. Let's put toilet water on it. huh?
You know things are bad when they're comin' to me for answers.
Number one, we got this guy, Not Sure.
coming out of retirement just to pound Not Sure's ass...
Tell people to read books.
Yeah Bill, people really like what we're doing Yeah John, I agree too and they don't have a problem with the price
- but I can't accept it, sir. - What? Why?
and another bucket that holds five gallons...
give it up for beef supreme
Yeah, what if this time machine don't work?
Upgrayedd
- Uh, the toilet. - Be right back.
Into that dust storm, Frito.
Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help.
I've got a 3 point plan to fix *EVERYTHING* Number one, we got this guy, not sure
- Yeah. - I can't hear you!
- and Frito will give you a hand with it. - Why?
- I would be like, "It's mine, all night!" - Listen. Cut it out!
Fart fart
It's been 500 years? Oh, hell, no!
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell has grandkids now and she's a grandma now. oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll enjoy her grandkids. and reture with christine taylor and suzanne broad.
Two?
- Hey, you still on the clock! - Yeah, girl.
Mmm, girl. Oh, yeah? So when we gonna do it?
Yes.
He said, "Man, whatever.
Goddamn, shit's changed in a year.
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
Okay, sir, we're comin' in.
That's how come he's making you secretary of interior.
transformers have what
It's you. Oh, man, I really love your show.
And now the dude that everybody came here to see...
Uh, it's, like, far.
We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences
I could wait so good
She already is here. That must mean I didn't go back in time, right?
like, you know what I mean? Like...
after he pays back all the money he stole from the hospital!
Git yo ass up here
Say, would you guys mind if we had a little moment together? Alone?
South Carolina, "whassup?"
I don't care. Come on!
With no natural predators to thin the herd...
Let's get you sworn in. Let's get you sworn in.
Hey! She's not puttin' out?
- So act smart! - Smart like you?
Joe was elected the president of America.
You gotta stop this thing. He was right about the water.
some "techmological" differences...
I got sat on my face and everything. Maybe check those files back there?
Don't worry, scrote. Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.
and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
Well, don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin'...
I thought it would be bigger
- Now you know why he built that bomb. - Yeah.
Joe was arrested for not paying his hospital bill...
Hey, come on, Joe. I already told you...
I had some pretty bad habits back there that I don't want to fall into again.
- Do somethin' smart. - Yeah.
'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.
What happens is, the drugs will kick in, we drift off to sleep...
That guy got hit in the balls.
According to Trump, russia defeated Hitler?! The ignorance and stupidity of this man has no bounds.
the star of Ow! My Balls! Hormel Chavez!
and get you a jail job while you're being a particular individual in jail.
Shit. Hang on a second.
I'm sorry. I am being a big dumb ass. Sorry.
Yeah suck one
- No, I'm serious here. - Don't worry, scrot.
Please proceed to the diagnostic area on the right...
Oh yeah baby I can wait so good
Then you just, like, back it up. And then you...
Uh, rehabil... rehabilate...rehabalation?
They're being all weird and hush-hush about it.
So? Shut up, 'cause you broke my house.
God, no. That just wouldn't make any sense.
Yes! Yes!
- you know, I think I'm actually gonna kinda miss 'em. - Yeah.
Let's get ready to rehabilitate Not Sure!
MATT LIKE DUDES SUCK MY BUTTHOLE!
Oh, my God!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
You're unbillable.
My-My-My joints are all achy and I...
You understand? So I'll be right back.
bigger than the Dildozer, bigger than the Ass Blaster...
You know, he helps me sell the paintings and shit.
Come in here and not shut up.
- Yeah. - What?