Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and one of its most secretive.

President Camacho!

my new vice president.

Water? Like out the toilet?

yes beryl gunderette? what do you want? i want to do some vikkoricering in victoria park.

I'm gonna socially distance

BUILDING HAS WHAT LIL FKITS CRAVE IT'S GOT MERIT

The Biden family motto I'm gonna Fuc* all you all

- Please stand clear. - Freeze! Hands up! Don't move!

Oh, that's fuckin' great.

please welcome Vinny Mawumba in the Dildozer!

YEAH! I like money though...

HOLY SHIT IT'S BEEF SUPREME

now with more molecules?

Why do you keep trying to read that word?

Thank you for waiting. Dr. Lexus will be with you shortly.

Brittany? No, you didn't!

It’s what plants crave!

Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of America.

I’m fixing to commensurate this league hyuh

Yeah. I like money though.

And his brother Bobby Mawumba in the Ass Blaster!

Justice wasn't also blind, but had become retarded as well.

ias an overnight. then i'm seeing a pattern here. no yes yes no no no yes no no yes no no no no yes yes yes no no no. which means on the 22nd 23rd and the 78th i can do. oh and also the superunation i've put that on ya wages as well. have ya? alright.

porn superstar, and president of the United States...

An imbecile sapling, deeply rooted in stupid soil…

I don't like money

What the hell is this?

Rita! It's me, Joe, from the experiment. Get in the car! Come on.

You are harboring a fugitive by the name of Not Sure.

Cmon s rite, don’t be such a pussy

- Forget about the time machine. - Yeah!

Hey, Frito. Frito, you remember those crops we saw off the road...

You got the highest score in history. Brought to you by Pfizer.

Yeah? Okay. Uh, 30, Frito.

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

was a lot easier when the world is populated by morons.

I thought you was in jail. How'd you get to be the secretary of interior?

- He's the secretary of defense. - Hi.

- We're all unemployed! - You think that makes the "ecomony" suck?

whats the minus of 30 and 20.

Joe used his superior intelligence...

- I don't talk like that. - "I don't talk like that."

BRAWNDO'S GOT WHAT BATTERIES CRAVE IT'S GOT ELECROLYTES.

I can't believe I'm even saying this, but...

Scopely maintenance

Could you check again?

Well, we finally decided to have children...

He's my lawyer... and he's not a very good one either

He talks like a fag too.

But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research...

Yeah, I think everybody does

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.

For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes.

Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence.

yes dear me chompers got me teeth thanks to you granny raelene snell you old evil granny! old grandpa! after all i've done for you! i'm moving out of me retirement village now! and into the wachine machine all the other grannies live there! so i'll be on full rinse!

Think, uh... you think maybe you could wait a day?

Hey. Just draw me a map, okay?

Aw, shit. Half the country works for Brawndo.

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He won a contest. Got to be a cabinet member.

Go away! codin'!

I'm real glad you're happy to be here, Frito, but I brought you here to help me.

- So why didn't you tell us? - 'Cause I like money. I'm sorry.

He's kinda stupid, but he's President Camacho's stepbrother.

Go away, Gaitin.

Oh, man. That was great.

An All New Ow My Balls

And that's the offensive coordinator

Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!

You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

You got the highest score in history. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

And he sentenced his ass to one night of Rehabilitation.

I give you my word as president.

That's right. Whatever you say, sir.

- Is she bangin'? - Yeah, sure, she is.

You know, I think there's been some kind of mistake...

OH, YEAH, BABY, I Can flex so good

Seemed to be heading for this particular "domistile".

What I do is just like, like, you know …

- I thought someone should look out for you too. - Thanks.

Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?!

I've been thinking. It's been 500 years.

He's gonna make 'em grow again.

No, wait, listen. You let me, an innocent man, get thrown in jail.

Just hold on, okay? Everyone just take it easy, okay?

I'm the Secretary of State Brought to you by Mayor Bloomberg

it says on your chart that you're fucked up

Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry.

Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?

Mert konvergens. És a sorozatok elecrolitra vágynak.

I didn't steal anything.

See a Essentials love It's very different than that of a square

I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day.

And I'm all, "You've gotta be shittin' me." But check this out, man.

on a work-release whorin' license as long as you're doin' her.

like build ships and pyramids, and they even went to the moon.

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Oh, I- I like money.

Oh, I like titties

Oh, yeah, that's...

Okay, her pod's up here on the right. She shouldn't be far away, I hope.

Under President Not Sure's leadership, a new era dawned.

until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems.

and not having his U. P. C. tattoo.

And that's all it was for 90 minutes.

Yeah suck one. UK has like 20 million a day. Batin'

Oh! Can you turn this up? I love Rehabilitation.

It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.

Don't be a pussy

Uh, no, she is. We, uh... we already did it.

monday isn't moffday or muckeyday or moonday or monkeyday or momday or motorday or mountainday or mindyday or munpy day or managementday or mylantaday.

I tell her not to do the experiment.

and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.