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...if it was like you're always making a movie.
Are you kidding? I lie every second of the day.
She's an entomologist. You know, bees, flies, gnats.
You're all winners!
IT'S UP? IT'S UP!
Then what did you loan her the $5000 for?
Septiembre 12, 2004 (de)
...l'm a much bigger idiot than you are.
I told you I don't like these sponges. They're too small.
- Elaine? - Yeah.
But as long as you're okay with it, it's fine with me.
So you know anybody who needs an apartment?
No, I'll put a half a can of mousse in my head like you.
They're talking. Everyone around them is shushing them.
I got you an apartment in the building.
I don't know if you should sit for this or not.
Hey, thanks a lot. I'll give it back in a week.
Hey, hey, I understand. You're businessmen.
You know, money can sometimes come between friends.
Oh, I know. There's a weak shower spray.
Never heard of anyone turning down an apartment because of weak showers.
I, on the other hand, am a human being.
I keep forgetting to enter that
Anyway, she's a very lucky woman. Enjoy the race.
Because I was thinking...
I've already thought about it. I am switching to baths.
But I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things.
My wife started getting on me about the lawn today.
- Yeah, the guy with the flat head. - He's a cube.
Well, occasionally, I like to help the humans.