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Look, Jake. I really hope someday we can be friends again.
-[girl] Hey, Jake. -[Jakes] Yeah.
Erika, you lived. You lived.
Oh God! Oh God, what happened?
-Know what I need to know? -Why you're dead and still in human form?
but all I could see were my feet.
[car alarms blaring]
Not true. There's one. The Holy Ghost.
[both] No idea.
All phones are off, right?
-How much do you have? -I didn't bring my purse.
[snoring]
-That's just bullshit. -It's not.
Me too!
Animals don't have sophisticated palates.
If what I am is a ghost,
which is basically a glorified astrologist and something you can learn out of a book.
I think she was once a girl who lived in my house
I only come for the snacks. We don't do snacks.
[both] Mochaccino time.
Feeling good for you.
[both yelp]
Weren't you?
until their dead bodies are put to rest.
-[cell phone chimes] -It's not just pee.
How did I end up in my bed this morning? Okay, did I die and then morph home?
To give myself a chance to really let myself live.
Oh, right.
It's like 30 degrees in here, and my nips are on full display. What?
[boy 1] Wait. Let's take a pic. Come on.
that one might call a ghost.
Maybe I'm on borrowed time.
What are the facts? What are the hard cold facts--