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This story's getting bigger every second. What are we waiting for?
National security concerns about Superman.
What exactly is that?
Say C.K. I Know Cat & Lois Wanna Lick Your Nuts & Suck Your Dick with Molasses On It
You mean by telephone or...
he's the piece of work that raided The Planet, isn't he?
Could I see you in my office, please?
But I would appreciate it if you would put a stop to this.
Guess again.
Right now, you two are the story.
Chief, it is horrible the way they are treating us.
Are you also President of the United States?
Why isn't this reading as a lie?
- Take my computer? - You talk, they walk.
He says turn on your beeper or you're fired.
- You can't shut me down. - I can and I will. I have the authority.
You are so weird.
Wear your beepers. We'll be in touch.
I want you to pull everything on a George Thompson.
Are you also Superman?
He's looking for a little piece of home.
A few days later, some men showed up around town asking questions.
Let me ask you a question, Miss Lane.
We don't know. We're trying to track down some witnesses.
Let's go!
- I think I'm entitled to one last request. - Within reason.
through the two trees...
You sit there with the gutless paper pushers in Washington.
Yes. And to advise you to stay out of harm's way.
Kent, there's been a new development.
I know this must be hard for you.
You two could kiss your careers goodbye, and take the paper along with you.
- Okay, I told you. Now you tell me. - Tell you what?
If we knew anything, I'd agree.
- People know we're here. - Like Superman.
Biederman, let's get legal on this right away.
I told them if they're so determined to take your computers and your notes...
What happens if Superman does show up?
No military service record. Disappeared into thin air in 1969.
What?
"The FBI says it has no existing operations concerning Superman."
whether the fish is going to be fried or charbroiled?
You wanna maybe go out sometime? Catch a movie or something?
What if it's not?
UFOs: Unidentified flying objects. Only they were all identified.
I don't think you can get the whole effect...