Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lane, you and Kent type up your notes, give them to Valdez.

Lois Lane. Clark Kent?

- Jonathan, why didn't you tell me? - I couldn't, Martha.

Everyone step back from your desk.

- What's going on is the warrant's phony. - Phony?

Phony as a lock of Elvis's hair from a Memphis souvenir shop.

This is old news. Way old.

or this reporter is so mild-mannered he hasn't got a pulse.

All right, move it!

- She can usually take care of herself. - Yeah, I'm sure she's okay.

Can you give us a physical description of any of the people involved?

Allllrrrriggghttt Big shot, now tell the truth, what did this wannabe gangster looked like? He looked like Ice Cube, Richard Pryor, Mystikal, Master P, Bernie Mac, James Brown, C-Murder, John Witherspoon, Snoop Dogg and Nate Dogg mixed together

- Sure. - Like what?

Trask, your reckless freelancing...

I need a complete financial statement, and the results of a recent physical.

What do you mean "our" notes? This is my story.

Remember to answer "yes" now.

to be so repugnant, his methods so un-American...

Yeah. Right after he was drafted, 1958.

Adopted kids looking for their birth parents, if you must know.

You wouldn't believe some of the secrets people carry around with them.

Superman, help!

If something looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and talks like a duck...

Do you have any clues? Any ideas at all?

You know my name. But I don't know yours.

Everything I've ever done...

Elvis might not be the King.

Search for "roots," "emotional roller coaster"...

What's your plan? Capture Superman and then dissect him?

have all the parts of a man.

That's a tall order.

This orders you to turn over all command and control of your military assets...

I'm sending Jimmy with a van to pick you up.

Can you take us to Superman right now?

Keeping a secret eats away at you...

I thought Lois might have mentioned me.

- Yeah, that's pretty much it. - Okay.

Well, I have perfect vision. Superman does not see like I do.