Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, I was seeing this girl, right?

Mmm-mmm. I feel terrific.

-Look, dude, dude, hold on, hold on. -Man, I need you to back the fuck up.

[man] Follow me!

No, you lazy fuck.

But on his way down,

Suffice to say that while yes, on this plane,

♪ And you'll do ♪

I'm sorry. I didn't-- Uh, what's your name?

-[laughing] You should look into it. -[man 2] Come on.

your wife is dead and smoking kills,

Actually, your buddy Einstein said that.

I'm about to get mine. She's the alpha.

What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fuck?

♪ I won't forget ♪

[cell phone vibrating]

You told me that time is relative.

I don't need any of it anymore. No. Here.

My wife smoked a lot, and she died of cancer.

Yeah, of course.

-♪ Gotta let the people know... ♪ -Don't leave.

Would you like to hear a story?

-[Mike breathing heavily] -[jazz music playing]

Hey! Hey, can you let me in?

-You're not gonna let me in, are you? -No.

You know, like, take a left at Disneyland.

Nadia, you're gonna get hit by a car and die tonight.

-[Nadia gasps] -Jesus Christ.

-Mmm. -[cell phone vibrates]

I've always been superstitious about this particular birthday.