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Five hundred dollars? You stole $500 from her to buy that horse?
Do you think Cece and Pavun will make it?
Okay, okay, okay. All right, all right, all right.
- Let me see this guy. - No. Schmidt, Robby!
We enlist in the Navy. We quickly rise through the ranks...
...and then we can take her to the Naval Officers' Ball.
Because it just doesn't seem like...
People don't change. If someone's broken, they just stay broken.
I think it's time for another drink.
Okay, it's not taking a hit.
Guys, I'm not wearing a wire. I'm not a cop.
I already got people standing by to take the horse off our hands.
Schmidt?
CHORUS: Who's that girl? - It's Jess
Just keep your head down.
How do you eat an elephant, Robby?
Come on, let's make a bet.
I don't want you pants! Don't do this. Don't do this.
- Is this happening? - Yes.
[TIRES SCREECHING AND ENGINE REVVING NEARBY]
I didn't steal anything from her.
I don't eat vegetables and/or take care of myself.
You don't believe in second chances, do you, Blue Eyes?
Very funny, Schmidty, but my concentration will not be broken.