Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They call the police. I had to wait till I got out of jail

It's the first three chapters.

You might be wrong.

Yeah, that guy.

What the hell are you doing here?

- Are your kids terrible? - We don't know if she has kids.

Maybe you should take some time. Rest, regroup,

How did you feel about Mom raising me alone?

Things aren't perfect and there's been some issues.

You didn't give me that password for six months and I lived here.

I can't let you through without a permit.

bicycle spokes, hairpins, toothpicks, flag poles...

- I can't. - Yes, you can.

- He recruited me out of college. - Interesting.

Without Caesar, all I have for you is Liz and T.J.,

Thanks for the coffee.

Katy Perry was sniffing around here earlier.

Now, for the next issue, we're going to go with the poem...

from the head matter of sperm whales began in America around 1748.

- She didn't let you in? - I'm not saying that.

I think it was exactly what was supposed to happen.

and then we bought a very expensive precolonial douche,

- This is mine... - No! Ow!

if I hadn't had you with me then, I wouldn't be the person I am today.

What was the exact moment you became a Mamet play?

Between us, it's been...

- and I intended to. I really did. - But?

you got to realize the only way out is in a body bag.

I started. I didn't know if you noticed.

I mean, you can't leave.

- I know. I was rude. - And off-key. I don't care.

- I don't know. - Oh, this is it?

I know. I'm just jittery.

- That's not your decision... - You were never getting in.

I almost did Eat, Pray, Love, but my miles were blacked out.

- Between you? - A work thing between us.

The Lean Cuisines are ready. Come and get 'em.

Oh, God, Princess Diana. Of course.

- I'm the all in you all. - Great.

That's fine. Okay, three o'clock.

Serena, you are wife number four.

- Can I bribe you? - Sure.

I thought they said, Do you have pineapple juice? and I did.

- Bump someone off our table. - Way ahead of you.

No flashmob for your birthday.

Hmm. I'd get 'em out now.

- So, you're addicted to Vicodin. - No.

My dear lady, you do not ask a man to drop his facade.

and yes, the house is empty, and yes, it is all yours.

because Renford is a very big deal in our circle

Drop the “the”. Just Gilmore Girls. It’s cleaner.

No, no, no! No, no, no! I will not... win!

Please. Take the key.

- Yeah. - Kinda. What's with Kirk?

and she sits there, and we all smile

There are no spoons in here.

And proper attire is very important, too. You have gloves?

That... you were the greatest boyfriend alive.

'Cause you can't flash mob to Steely Dan.

- Thank you so much for coming in, Damon. - It was nice to meet you.

That's that tennis player's name? Serena?

- Sue me either way? - You got it.

Sorry, I just have to know.

There's a spot at table six. He can bring a date or go home with Patty.

- Hey, Nineteen? - Steely Dan.

I think your days of rescuing me are over.

I wanna throw up upstairs.

And, we never sniped, you know.

I'll give you all a moment.

We need to make sure that suit hugs only the things that need hugging.

the real estate lady said not to say things like that to potential buyers.

have been Benjamin Franklin's barber's cousin's proctologist's,

I sat down and it just came out. Flew out.

- What are you doing? - Gotta fit in the dress.

But, lately, I don't know, things seem hazier.

I don't think she's listening to me anymore.

Okay. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.

Well, Damon, it's a very impressive résumé.

- You didn't hike? - They wouldn't let me.

No music festival or Hello Kitty booth. Just you and nature.

You're a terrible businessman.

It was pretty damn good. There were hand gestures.

- I know. - Congrats.

This is not the waitress. This is my newly minted fiancée.

Not yet. I've been crashing at Lane's.