Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The journalism thing didn't really pan out the way I hoped.
It's stupid enough that I buy your own steak.
It wasn't even for sale.
- Second thoughts? - No, you?
- No. - Yes.
- Yes. - I'll get the checkbook.
Exactly.
Priscilla Queen of the Desert or desnudas.
Why do you love that word so much?
There they are. Breakfast martinis, children?
Mr. Porter died Thursday night.
Thanks for not telling her that her special day has been ruined.
I mean, who does? Unless you're on the lam. Which I am not.
Really? Does Lorelai know?
I've been injected with anthrax.
Well, who are you? Where are you from?
that Dorian Gray is consulting copyright lawyers about.
I can get anything. Does she have a unicorn?
But we don't say it. You're just out. That's how it works!
- Sorry, kiddo. - That's okay.
- What are you guys doing here? - She speaks to us as if she knows us.
- What are you doing home? - Don't come near me.
What's been going on?
Aren't we popular?
- Yes, that would've been helpful. - I'll miss you.
- It means, I need space and an attorney. - Luke, just...
And I've tried to change it, to adjust it,
And this one has hats on it, if you like that.
Then we could do married-lady things together.
But I have to say,
If all goes well, you'll be staying in the Blackstone house next door.
He'll look wonderful on the Christmas card.
because he said, You all have permits, and I was part of you all.
- Was I ever that young? - No.
You'll do great out there.
- And he cheats. - No.
- More pizza? - No.
- Another La Dolce Vita. - They're remaking it with Gosling.
You don't move or change! There's a picture of you in the attic
It's an omen.
But it comes out your pores and people can tell.
I need to expand the Dragonfly.
- Why don't you kick 'em out? - I didn't have to kick 'em out.
Really? Thank you.
who won't let anyone park in your space
Me, too!
The downstairs is hard on his knees.
- I'm sure you know him. - Nope.
I couldn't come close to competing with that, so I... didn't.
Two olives. And for the love of God, hurry back.
- We look at your permit. - Well, I have a permit.
You know, from here, you look a little like Mr. Eli Wallach.
- Should we drink? - Yes. No. I don't know.
The diner is fine. I called. It doesn't miss you.
No, the real hiking boots that you can hike in.
So, Serena,
Hey, it's Luke. Leave a message.
- Fine. - You know, Emily,
Somebody told me she's a crazy heiress who does nothing but hike.
- Take it. - I don't need it.
- Movie or book? - It actually doesn't matter.
Wow. What's she? Off-Broadway?
You shouldn't see the bride before the wedding.
Nantucketer Christopher Hussey killed the island's first sperm whale in 1712.
Lobster's fine.
Three weeks. It's the longest we've been apart since we got together.
If Rachael Ray reorganized my pantry, I'm gonna blow.
but... maybe this could honor it, too.
Wow, where's Right Said Fred when you need 'em?
All right, well, see you tomorrow.
He said, You all have permits, so you can go, but you shouldn't.
- It's good to see you, kiddo. - Thanks for squeezing me in.
- Had gotten out... - But it's not.
- Gentlemen? - I'm offended.
Let me see. Who can we marry you off to?
- It's bingo night. - So?
Ah, we've been arguing, like sniping.
Well, everything looks to be in order.
We never picked at each other in public
No strings attached.
What are married-lady things?
Yes! All Rosemary Clooney all the time. Try tangoing to that, huh?
Been rehearsing Miss Patty's girls all week.
I think I'll miss you most of all.
It's set?
- It's not Serenna? Like henna? - No. Serena.
So...
Logan, tell her!
For gifts. I have a crazy expense account here.
There's a system, Emily. And you know that.
- And it's finally going to happen! - Yes. It is!
Jail?
- Holy hell. - Takes over six months.
And... I don't know why,
Yeah?
- Well? - You are a very handsome man.
- She lives here? - I tried that.
I just need some sleep. That's all.
These were ferns. Now they're ficuses.
Why do you ask? Are you looking to buy?
Emily, this language. Where is it coming from?
was because he was mad at Angie Morgan and he wasn't anymore.
- He's got a point. - I've thrown up in both,
I met him on the set of Baby Doll.
How long have you been sitting there?
God damn it, Lorelai!
Pay for it this time.
...we have with Lorelai and Rory?
I haven't been near a cactus in the last 24 hours.
There are no tongs in the ice bucket anymore.
We're off the hook for this thing tonight.