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Me too. And maybe one of your children will be a real doctor!
They wanted to get engaged, but I insisted that she finish grade school.
- Not there, not there. - Oh...
All right. If I can get through an entire wedding with him,
It's that cheap hair dye she uses. It finally ate through!
and loving and children and diapers and school plays and Little League.
- See ya. - Bye.
You're right. We better stick to her like a tight shirt on a sweaty farmhand!
- It's a pleasure to meet you. - Oh, flowers!
And worrying if you'd get through your gallbladder surgery.
He's dead! You would have fainted!
Who invited the priest? You know I can't cut loose with a priest around.
Yes, married... Yes, yes, in a few days,
Relax, relax, you're already in the will!
- Kidding... - Oh, don't do that to me!
The first thing you can do is get rid of that ridiculous toupee.
And that's the big secret?
Just once. He was a cabana boy in Pensacola.
to come spend some time with Chrissy and me in our new house in Maui.
Oh, all right. All right, I'm going.
I guarantee you'll feel 100% better.
Forget it, Mom. I can just as easily limbo down the aisle.
- Dorothy. - Oh, Dorothy! Oh, that's right!
- It makes you look stupid. - Oh, hello there.
Wedding elves.
Luckily, my memories of you were wiped out!