Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

My mom would hate it if she knew that I spent so much time at her funeral

And it was about these orphans. And early on, the network had a note,

So, here I am, being your mother,

No, I'm just kidding around, there's no waitress.

And you can call Horsin' Around dumb, or bad, or unrealistic,

You need to do it every day, which is so... hard.

Nicely done. You know, I was a little worried

That's the good that comes from wanting things."

-[woman gasps] -[murmers]

So instead, I was, like... "Yeah."

the only thing you wanted all along, to be seen.

Well, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana,

if you become a queer later in life, this isn't my fault!

Tuesday! My mom called it Tuesday.

I was really bummed out, not because I liked the show,

No, it's good to know that I am the only one that I can depend on.

And months later, she told me that she didn't understand

No? You sure?

"Maybe don't mention they're orphans,

[tires screech, horn honking]

"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now."

if you're still working your way through it.

And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal,

You can't rely on other people, BoJack.

who are all giving me these real judgy looks