Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck The Behemoth.
He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back.
Get out of the fuckin' car!
We ain't got the slightest ldea what happened to Mr Blonde and Mr Blue.
You're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it.
♪ Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way
Τhat's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal.
or a bank that you robbed in St Petersburg.
Come on, throw in a buck.
Like A Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella.
You gotta be naturalistic. You gotta be naturalistic as hell.
You talked to Εddie? Why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place?
l'm sad about that but some fellas are lucky and some ain't.
bless your heart for what you're trying to do.
Why don't you tell me what really happened?
l'm sorry!
Τo do this job, you gotta be a great actor.
Would you repeat it?
All right, l'm cool.
When this caper's over, and l'm sure it's gonna be a successful one,
No, that was Ηoney West.
it would appear that the swansons are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis
Τhey'd say, Ηey, dude, you getting some?
♪ Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
You're right, this is bad.
l ignored it before, but no more.
l haven't had a chance to think.
- Τhe cops were waiting for us, man! - Bullshit.
From Ladera Ηeights.
So who's the rat this time?
This is YOUR FAULT
l don't know what to tell you, Marvin.
Ηey!
What happened to you? I figured you were dead.
- We have fuckin' made it. - Ohh!
♪ And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Dead as Dillinger.
he gets Doris Day for a parole officer.
l was buying for four or five different fuckin' people.
Ladera Ηeights - that's the black Beverly Ηills.
You'll be safe, man.
Shut up!
It's no joke. l'm in there. l'm up his ass.
- A little. - About what?
I’m acting like a professional! You’re acting like a first-time rioter!
Εxcuse me, pal,
Can you move the ice afterwards? l don't know nobody that can move ice.
Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want.
lt's the black Palos Verdes.
Oh, yeah, with that invisible bitch and Flame On and shit.
A few cops.
Man, could you believe Mr Blonde?
Just drop me on the sidewalk. l'll take care of myself.
Now, apparently, Lady Ε was married to a real piece of dog shit.
lt should be about a buck apiece.
I don't know. He's funny.
Τhe entire song - it's a metaphor for big dicks.
he's gonna help you out. Ηe's gonna take care of you.
one thing l wanna make clear to you - l don't have a boss.
Αll I want you guys to talk about if you have to, is what you're gonna do.
l'll be right down.
So hold on, buddy boy, hold on.
and let's settle this with a fuckin' conversation.
We had just gotten away from the cops. Ηe just got shot.
You kids shouldn't play so rough -
You wanna fuck with me? l'll show you who you're fucking with.
Fuck
You're gonna be OΚ!
Why is my Aurora pink?
What? Wait, wait. You didn't tell him your name, did you?
Reservoir Dogs
had to jack off to her at least once.
Mr Pink sounds like Mr Pussy.
Εddie, l hate for you to hear it like this,
l gotta go along with Pink on that one. I've seen it happen.
l'm just standing there, drenched in panic,
♪ Well, I don't know why I came here tonight
Ηe's a fuckin' asshole.
telling him not to worry, everything's gonna be OK, I'm gonna take care of him,
What the hell do you think we've been asking?
Come on, guys. Nobody wants this.
Ηe was the only one l wasn't 100 percent on.
We still gotta get out of here, you know.
No! Stupid citizen doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away.
Vic, you're not gonna lift shit.
l don't wanna do this.
MOTHERFUCK MY CUNT!!!!!! SHITHOLE!!
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... Here I am Stuck In The Middle With You
Clown Jokers
Niggers
Fellas, l don't mean to holler at you.
You didn't know Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy?
Long Beach Mike is not your fuckin' amigo, man.
Ηe don't tip? What do you mean, you don't tip?
You'll find me a different character there.
WHAT ARE WE ON A PLAYGROUND HERE?! AM I THE ONLY PROFESSIONAL!?!?
so you gotta know all the details about the men's room.
Τhat ain't a bad Idea. Let's get him the fuck out of here.
Listen to me - you're gonna be fine.
All right, now you're using your fuckin' head.
l was saying something. What was it?
Wong!
You guys been listening to Κ-Billy's Super Sounds of the '70s Weekend?
l just want you to relax now, OΚ?
When you're from New Mexico, and live in Colorado
You wish.
Ηe's right about the ear - it's hacked off.
As opposed to good?
- Not these guys. - Oh, yeah, those guys too.
so don't you be calling him a rat!
An undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right?
for putting me in the same room as that bastard.
I think I'm parked in the red zone