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So, how do you want me to cut it? Oh,
like a radioactive monster!
when I did a number on her bathroom.
After she put you to bed, she went home.
The magazine articles suggest that one of the ways
It's going to be okay. I know.
I gave up string theory.
I mean, why don't you take your time,
(Leonard loudly blowing nose)
Okay...
...those feelings became less mixed.
FEMALE VOICE: Next message.
I'm sorry.
Please don't say it.
with variables in all the right places.
Your failed attempt to go back to college?
But when I said, "Emily was cool with it.
for Joe Six-Pack and all his quantum physics concerns?
and water was spilling out everywhere.
Well, geology
Not so good.
and get nothing out of it.
I don't know if I can do that.
Why the rush? She isn't going anywhere.