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Do you have any blonde women?
Is it the same grill you grilled your foot on?
off my wall sockets with a metal fork
JIM: Are you okay?
We're going to be doing some darts,
Hello, hello. Todd Packer.
"Hey, everybody, it's me, Jim."
Secrets Secrets are no fun
Here we go.
No, stats... Of course i have those...
We are still going to be having two parties,
Oh, my God, I would get so fat if I worked here.
You know what I find sexy? Robs arts
That is so sweet.
Okay! All right, I'll do it.
No. Come on.
Well, you're very saucy.
Okay, the game is No-Limit Deuce-To-Seven Lowball.
When... When did... When, last night?
Do you use Tide detergent?
(WHOOPING)
Oh, okay. Good.
If you don't get a stripper, your party's gonna suck.
No, I'm sure you're right.
To jump-start a car, first, pop the hood.
Hello, Son.
On the other hand, I'm afraid she's gonna dump me.
From the top. Ready? Three...
Thank you.
And…
You've got to get your REM cycle
Ruddy cheeks, thick calves, no tats, no moles.
Then you take these bad boys and clip them anywhere on the engine.
Guys... Beef! Its whats for dinner
MICHAEL: Yes! Yes!