Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man, today was just so dope!

Come on, everybody, get on the big, yellow car.

[imitates British accent] Sir Andrew Glouberman.

I wanna look upset and sexy,

Why'd you break it? It seems so useful.

No, thanks, I'm not part of one of your boyfriend's fake-ass "art" pieces!

-Think about what? -My boyfriend. Do you like him?

Really? 'Cause I think you got a little upset

But another one says "Comcast."

He'll be on The View sounding Black as fuck.

He's an asshole. Thank you.

Or, counter idea,

♪ And nobody can tell ♪

He has this incredible thing called a code switch.

-without a guardian. -Sorry about that.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

What? Are you kidding me?

that seems insensitive at best.

...don't get to tell me how Black I am!

That's why I'm dialing my switch up all the way to here!

None of this means anything.

Ooh, yeah! Speak on it.

-How's your blood shuggie? -It's low, I guess.

-It's just, I got these two kids... -Yeah.

Let's dissect this, though!

-Such a tragedy. -Yes. So much wasted flesh.

You have Black girl hair now.

Look, I'm sorry Devin said that stupid shit about your hair on the bus.

-Connie, please, I'm sorry-- -[retches] When I cry, I barf.

Devon isn't set to Nick Cannon.

♪ I'll meet you in the park I'll be calm and collected ♪

No, shh! This is so much better.

This is incredible. I am really changing.

Just send the goddamn picture already.

-[Devon scoffs] -Can I help you, Missy?

You can always be yourself around me.

-Missy, chill, chill. -Do you have a code switch, Lena?

You don't get to talk about the way I look!

That's why it's brilliant. You can use it in every situation.

Are you sure? What about this one?

-I'm plugging my pussy in the USB port. -Oh, God.

It's a conflict of interest--

Wow! What a gorgeous and spirited exchange of ideas! I love partying.

Now you know. [chuckles]

Here's my e-mail, you know,

We can get out of here if you wanna french the life out of our friend.

No, we gotta go. Come on!