Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ For those timid white suburban moms ♪
Yeah, yeah, I'm overwhelmed, Maury.
-Nick... -Good for you.
like it's gonna cum like a tiny little dick in my mouth,
Well, I'm into poo-poo.
-You'll paint me like a French whore? -Yeah.
Grab him and stick your tongue down his throat!
I only kept "Pretzels" 'cause their music is twisted.
What's The Blueprint?
No one is laughing.
♪ What are you wondering?  What do you know? ♪
I'm gonna talk how I talk, like Ryan Coogler.
The Jessi I knew would never dumb herself down for some guy!
Did you know all those people died on my birthday?
And you didn't tell me? Why?
♪ Which one is me ♪
What do you mean? We ditched a school trip and came to visit you,
Fucking send it. Whatever.
Ooh! My stomach has a headache.
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Oh, hey, Nadia.
-The same way I talk to white people. -[laughs]
But she can't break up with Michael Angelo.
Is his name Thomas Donut?
-Do it. -Really?
So is that a sheep, or is it a cloud?
I lost all my contacts.
Kind of. Like, towards the end he was.
Lay naked on a silk sheet, eating papaya.
You're right.
Don't you say a motherfucking word. Okay, this different.
[scoffs] Naw, B, I hold it down up there. Trust!
-[inhales] -Hubba, hubba.
Nah, I'm trying to get like you. Yo, stay up, fam.
[speaking normally] What is that voice?
The Blueprint is Jay-Z's album that came out, like, on 9/11.
Oh! I did it! [laughs]
Well, that explains why NYU is so expensive.
-Okay. -I'm going buck-fucking-wild up there!
Just suck that electric dick.
Now, Steve...
-All right! -Stand clear of the closing doors, please!
Now, if I had that point, I'd have said Bell Biv DeVoe.