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Because we are.
Vic Frohmeyer, Wes Trogdon, Ned Becker, and a gang of their kids.
and around people who worship trees...
Who?
Skipping Christmas so he can save his money for a cruise.
-It looks wonderful, everybody. -Place looks great.
Somehow, it just doesn't seem right.
Then it's back to the police car. No funny business, right?
That is one huge tree. It reminds me of this tree my dad got once--
Love you, honey.
Benny said he might stop by tomorrow.
I see Frosty.
Yeah.
-Hey, babe. -They're here.
The liquor store closes at 5:00 and they're holding a case of Pinot Noir.
Same goes for me double.
And then you got all your wrinkles are gone.
We spent $6,100 on Christmas last year.
-They want Frosty. -They can't have him.
Frosty?
Have a good day.
-What? -We could still go.
This is a simple gift, Walt.
I will buy no gifts and accept none. Thank you, anyway.
-"Skipping Christmas." -Yep.
Never say my name AGAIN!
I will leave it just like I found it. I appreciate this, I really do.
Shall I call the chief?
Thanks, Father.
That's good.
-There he is. -Police!
"finished a disappointing sixth this year.
Guys! Fellas.
What are you doing? It's not even Saturday night.
-Who is that? -You know Marty. Everybody knows Marty.
Same goes for me, double.
This is SEAL stuff. I saw it on Discovery Channel.
She's gonna be here any minute!
-Who's this? -Enrique, my boyfriend.
-He's down behind the furnace. Why? -They won't go away.
Are you okay?
No, we're not interested.
-I'll get it. -Thank you.
We'll be there at 8:00 to pick you up.
And she's bringing her boyfriend.
We skip Christmas, save the money, and spend it on us for a change.
-Why? -Come here.
Watch your balance!
-I look like a Mafia lieutenant. -The black makes your skin look lighter.
-Is this against the law? -Of course not. Just don't break anything.
-What's a rique? -Enrique.
He was up there by himself, trying to put up your Frosty.
Benny did say he might stop by.
Flight leaves at 12:00 noon tomorrow.
-No! -Yes!
Spike and I are just taking it to my house.
Break-in rate is very high on Christmas Eve.
never say "gil azcarate or clayco" again!
That was it? That was the best you could come up with?
-We have two, both in the oven. -Beautiful. Get them.
-Nothing valuable. -What's it say on there?
Nora, I hear it from a good source that you and Luther...
Merry Christmas to you, too, man. I'm in a little bit of a bind.
Attagirl. Two more days and we're out of here.
-How long are you gonna be like this? -This is temporary.
Everybody's going to really miss Blair this year.
Merry Christmas!
You know, Enrique has never seen a white Christmas.
Thank you. Yes, thank you.
-We'll have to invite the neighbours. -Over my dead body.
Because I still don't like you that much, old man.
"Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot.
Luther?
-Come on. -Don't hit me.
-What do you mean "we"? -I have another wonderful surprise.
There's still time.
-With precious little to show for it. -Where is this going?
And nobody, not even Vic Frohmeyer, can stop us.
-This is funny, you know? -Why am I not laughing?
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas.
This night is full of surprises.