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Yes, shocking, isn't it?
I decided turnabout's fair play.
What are you?
You did scorn her, didn't you?
by bringing her back down to your own level.
- Lucifer's on the list? - Yeah.
Something very disturbing's just happened.
No, I don't think so.
No discussion. I'm coming with you.
(sighs) Dearie me.
I just want her back.
Well, my dance card's full
The system works.
DAN: Her name's Lindsay Jolson.
All right, just sit down, man.
Afraid so. I promised, no police.
(whispering): Right.
It's a good place to score
Come on, I'll drive you home.
Yeah, 5,000 bucks.
Oh. Um, that's, uh... that's ketchup from lunch.
Speaking of my surprise visit yesterday,
What are you doing here?
Playing hard to get, I like it.
and call Carver about the Player's Club?
and this is his reward?
And she...
Oh.
Just listen to the speech, buddy.
so just pop her around and the money's yours.
(phone chimes)
What is that?
You.
I'm afraid I can't offer
Is it working?
(sighs) I want to shoot you.
I met you two years ago, Carver.
We slept together.
with a bullet.
I-I just... could we get the spotlight over here?
get out.
(sighs)
See?
Well, after four months,
But I am.
It was nothing.
But the odds are definitely in your favor out there.
- You're bleeding. - I'm bleeding.
For the first time in my life, I didn't.
(screams)
If they hurt her, I...
- Okay. - Can't go wearing
No, that's our only nourishment!
I mean, I'm me.
Oh, it was left behind by one of my overnight guests.
and more, actually,
I just want Lindsay back.
Chlamydia, the clap, raging case of crabs--
All one word, that's right.
I recognized one of the names.