Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do we pay for this?

There's not much chance you did hear that.

Did you ever asked you dad that?

-What was that? -I just put my fist through another wall.

...because his super-fertile sister's having three babies.

-Let's enjoy" -Don't do the accent. It really bums me out.

Did you say you love her?

How was your flight?

And someday that kid is going to ask me if I ever turned off free porn.

It's a Relaxi-Taxi!

-Is that the heartbeat? -That's it.

No "Nice apartment, bet the bedrooms are huge"?

MY COWORKERS AND I AFTER THE BOSS HAS A POWER TRIP

I'm only allowed one piece of carry-on.

She doesn't know who she wants. Me or this "Colin" guy.

Well I'll have a new dream! Three kids and no money

-Are you sure? -No.

No, that's all right.

Same thing happened to me.

Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport?

Baby Franklin #3 Due March 2022

Because it's harder to raise them and the added expense.

You guys were worried I wouldn't even have one.

-What's that? -Treeger's snaking the shower drain.

You're in college?

...or still around like you might have died waiting for the phone to ring?

You know how, when you're walking down the street...