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So no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV.
Things will start to heat up.
I'm too pregnant for lugging around a stupid massage table.
How was your flight?
I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long.
To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, but that's not what you'd go by.
When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do?
I wish I knew if you'd heard me.
About four hours.
...because I teach home ec.
Oh hey, that lady's all kinds of naked
Do you love her?
That is better.
I did it! I figured out a way to make money.
That but nicer.
Yeah, he likes porn.
That's kind of a relief.
-What do I do now? -You play hard-to-get.
And I'm sad
I'll call you right now from the phone booth.