The Keys - Seinfeld [S03E23]

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The Keys - Seinfeld [S03E23]
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Jerry is fed up with Kramer coming into his apartment any time he feels like it and asks him to return his spare set of keys. Kramer begrudgingly complies but then lets it be known that ...

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06 May 1992
The Keys
Tom Cherones
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#1
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 22.399
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What a bald paradise that must have been.
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#2
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 22.071
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#3
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 21.849
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#4
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 21.722
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You have to know everything, don't you?
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#5
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 21.132
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#6
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 19.661
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Big one.
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#7
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 19.509
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#8
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 19.038
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Man, that Michael Jordan is so phoney.
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#9
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 18.817
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I wish you could make a living parallel parking.
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#10
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 18.514
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Hey, pal.
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#11
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 16.803
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Elaine moved the mirror! I got discombobulated!
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#12
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 15.234
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I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!
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#13
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 15.217
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No, this is a matter of principle.
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#14
Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 14.888
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It's all geometry, knowing all the angles...
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 14.594
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 14.542
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 14.467
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 14.285
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I got a truck full of ice cream here!
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 13.617
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Well, bully for you.
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 13.487
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I think you completely misunderstood what I said.
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 13.199
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 12.620
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You just spit on me!
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 12.589
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 12.413
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That's killer! Killer!
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Released 1992-05-06, Rated PG
Score 11.830
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...that's my business.
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