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Where exactly is Roger?
- But he did! - No, I didn't.
Baron, let me explain it to you.
I always feel rejuvenated by a touch of adventure.
Go ahead.
Always taking risks far beyond the call of duty.
You can stay as long as you like. It's nice to have company for tea.
And we're trying to stay alive!
Being in tune with every molecule in the universe...
We want more!
Hmm. That sounds nasty. Is it contagious?
We begin with the arrival of the eunuchs' chorus who sing...
- I was happy in my volcano. - So was I.
Take aim!
and buckets of blood!
Sally, this is Adolphus, who used to be able to hit a bull's eye...
Bucephalus!
Heaven's sake. Don't you get any younger or I'll have to find a wet nurse.
I haven't finished! Don't leave now!
- Please tell me. - No.
- Here is a doctor. - Sally!
Fire!
Come back! There's more!
I love you!
Albrecht, this is Sally. Sally, Albrecht.
But it's madness. He'll kill himself.
- But-- - Yes, yes!
Steady.
What do you expect?
- What does it do? - Do?
I got you at last.
They might kill you!
I am free again. Free to concentrate on higher things.
and he is...
Yes, indeed. And who, sir, may I ask are you?
It reminds me of my school days in England.
the sultan will cut off my head!
I can assure you that--
That's it. The end. It's all over.
I bend and stretch and ply my trade
That's the way.
Oh! Well done.
- Anything! - Just tell us what to do.
- You're the last of your species! - Go on!
This cage isn't real.
should have been slowed by a rising cushion of warm air.
A wager!
Treasurer, allow my friend here to take from the treasury...
Bring them back!
So, Mr. Jackson.
You're so sweet. Another diamond.
Still the rational man?
Old fool! You're ruining the show!
I tell you that, and all you can say is, "ah"?
- No! - You'll get us both killed.
One, two, three!
The Turks are about to take the town.
Madam.
Bring him back!
You can't give up! I won't let you!
. .
after wasting half my life...
- Back to Earth? - Oh, yes!
- No, sir. - No?
Thanks!
There are certain rules to the proper conduct of living.