Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I do not need some young Zuckerburn --
and I hope I always will be."
- Captioned by VITAC --
I was condescending. Basically, I was a jerk.
that I never considered what she might be going through.
BARBARA: Good afternoon, Abbott.
This is a classroom, not a hoagie stand.
I cannot get past a single lesson without an error message.
and I arrogantly assumed -- or hoped, rather --
and so it would be totally understandable
Hey, Mrs. Howard.
I am just as disgusted as you all are.
that will help our little ones with their reading.
(crowd clearing throats)
Your favorite HBIC, AKA me,
- Is he okay? - Oh, he's fine. (chuckles)
Mnh-mnh-mnh.
I don't ask questions.
I'm going to continue teaching my students how to read
Oh, okay. Yeah, um...
but what can I say?
- Oh. - She's a woman, I mean.
That's not the real story. This is the truth.
Are you excited to show the school your skills?
- for the 17th time. Now... - WILL: Jack fell down
Don't nobody want to hear about pails and water and whatnot.
grab a noun from the Noun Pool --
Barbara, can I borrow some gold stars?
but then I think it's not high enough.
Hey, Hill.
Yeah, uh -- I was --
It's just your...
like I have been for 30 years.