The Love Guru (2008)

The Love Guru (2008)
PG-13 ComedyRomanceSport

Pitka an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left...

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20 Jun 2008
The Love Guru
Marco Schnabel
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 25.706
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#2
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.789
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.746
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.696
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.577
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.343
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 24.172
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 23.983
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 23.526
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#10
Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 22.843
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.639
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.636
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.557
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.476
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 21.192
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.929
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.749
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.498
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.378
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.166
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.122
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 20.023
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 19.878
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 19.751
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Released 2008-06-20, Rated PG-13
Score 19.679
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