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and go refill your MetroCard when you "literally can't right now."
No bad guys!
I'd go to a Lincoln dealership.
Never. This makes no sense.
- What? - What?
They're basically un-flushed toilets.
I'm going back to the chorus, singing group lines
The beauty of it is, they already hate their wives for bringing them.
Like that World War II picture of the sailor assaulting a nurse.
I ate Grammy Award winner Dionne Warwick!
and now we don't ever have to speak again of the Ocean Skank or the lifeboat
Seven swimming shellfish said the Ocean Skank sank.
I don't say anything when you pretend to be pregnant
a magazine I brought for those lonely nights at sea.
and enter East Orange, New Jersey.
I think it's great that we have a loving, consensual relationship in our bunker,
Oh, yeah!
Wait, where's the last piece?
I let you propose to me in the park so people will clap at you.
I was hired as a swing member of the cast.
I would run and get them for her
Go ahead, boy. Eat me.
just because I'm afraid I'm not as good as his dead wife,
I'll go to the zoo with you.
An homage to Madonna's iconic Philip Treacy headdress?
I knew I'd be fired, blacklisted,
Was it the-- the dead wife part?
No, Trevor Millionaire can stay!
-- Okay.
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
It's the barometric pressure.
Not the pizza boxes!
But I'm not there yet.
Oh.
You make me a better person.
I'll wear jeans.
And what is this?
up and down the East Coast.
But if those two can't keep it in their stretch pants, I'm leaving.
all nine shows, and I was amazing!
Oh, this is a mess.
Well, hurricanes make people very sexual.
Go get her, Titus!