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♪ And dreams were made And used and wasted ♪
If you're referring to sarcasm,
my one chance of happiness, so please just stay away from me!
♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪
just to, like, you know, nudge things my way.
♪ To make those rainbows in my mind ♪
the universe, whatever,
It's big enough as it is. Here we go again.
I'm sorry to say that our son is just a…
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
♪ Every game I play ♪
-Hmm. -Fun.
I slept with God's wife. [cackling]
Had this unique roasting method--
Ahh. The old "answering a question with a question." One of my favorites.
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
[gasps] Oh.
♪ No, I don't wanna meet you nowhere ♪
People don't change. And I'm afraid dear old Dad isn't going to, either.
♪ And no, I don't want no scrub ♪
♪ Another one bites the dust ♪
Turns out we won't be needing this after all.
Detective, you said it yourself. I'm not sure that we are a normal couple
I am going now, actually, Dad, but I think you should take the day off.
[laughs]
Oh. Hi. Hey.
I do not wanna see you again!
There are no thrones here, Dad. That's not how it works.
♪ Are you hanging On the edge of your seat? ♪
-You're a really good spy. -You really should start listening to him.
-It's open floor plan, Dad! -[mumbles] Oh, okay.
With the Mulholland High Saints and the Benedict Canyon Wildcats.
♪ That we will live the years together ♪
I don't believe you.
Very nice.
whose colors are orange and blue. Van Ness High.
[Chloe] Anyhow, so I did some digging.
♪ No, I don't want none of your time ♪
He was a ref for a long time. Probably made some stinky calls over the years.
What? [gasps]
-from me for all eternity? -Mm-hmm.
No, because he had so many.
you screwed up.
No, no, no!
♪ If you just smile ♪
"The TV's on motion smoothing. My socks aren't white enough."
♪ The world was on fire ♪
I mean, this… This… This is fantastic.
-[God] Morning. -[snorts]
Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
Wow, yeah. That-- that is weird.
Wait, you're not here because you think
♪ Now on the day I was born ♪
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
-As much as I-- -No.
Well, poor Steve Rockwell here dropped dead at the 50-yard line.
Yeah, someone wet his whistle with poison.
He loves his son.
I mean, socks with sandals. Need I say more?
I… I…
I mean, take this father-son discord.
Now you see what I've been dealing with?
♫ JUST THE 3 of us ♫