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I had to get out.
I…
I wish I could…
Bloody polyester mix.
Understood.
-♪ And tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay ♪ -[groans]
-You know what I mean. [laughs] -Yes, I know what you mean.
-[Lucifer] ♪ Every single day ♪ -[vocalizing]
♪ You could be headed For the serious strife ♪
♪ A scrub is a guy That can't get no love from me ♪
♪ At the joy they had found ♪
♪ Out of the doorway The bullets rip to the sound of the beat ♪
♪ Oh, can't you see ♪
♪ From the hospital That very first night ♪
So I go to pay him off, he acts like he doesn't know what I'm talking about.
So, photoshop your selfies, prepare ye the way for Mr. Judgy-pants.
-[Dan sighs] -Huh. [chuckles]
♪ Is when the sun comes shining through ♪
Believe me, crabs are not a part of humanity you want to experience.
♪ We can make it if we try ♪
Incendiary. How was yours?
♪ I pledge my life to you ♪
Whoo! Can I get a drink, please?
♪ To my knees, I begged the Lord ♪
So, good to see you. Excuse me.
-Are you okay? -[sighing]
["Another One Bites the Dust" playing]
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ You and I ♪
but Ella figured out he was murdered.
[blows] Ugh!
That's because nothing is ever good enough for you.
it was bad enough, rejecting me, forcing me down to Hell.
You spat it in the garbage.
Yes. Of course.
Oh, please don't bring me into this.
Can't say it's good to see you, Dad.
♪ Every bond I break ♪
♪ And I wanna spend some time with you ♪
Well, not really. It's just like him to decide
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
That's why I want her to taste it. Taste it.
[Linda] I find these things are…
[inhales] What does that mean?
-Should be here any minute. -Great. Thank you so much.
♪ No, I don't want your number ♪
Yay.
or that this is an ordinary problem.
[God] Such a lively place you have.
Plus, we have a murder to solve.
Yeah, but he didn't have to be so goddamned sanctimonious about it.
The CI what now?
♪ And the beauty of it all ♪
-Right. -[Dan chuckles]
-♪ So bad ♪ -♪ No, I don't want no scrub ♪
Sure, yeah, I mean, all couples have problems,
[scoffs] Why? So you and Michael can wreak more havoc?
♪ And no one could save me but you ♪
[sighs]
I am not trying to win.
♪ Of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me ♪
I mean… visit?
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ With you ♪
something's so inadequate it requires a sacred zhuzh.
Personally, I've had it up to here with his sacrosanct American Idol.
♪ Although questions arose in my mind Would I be man enough ♪
But you're God.
♪ Every claim I stake ♪
Sent him to his room, did you? Wish I'd been there.
♪ Every game I play ♪
"Why's your kitchen just a wall of Scotch?"
Anyhow, we're gonna take the hair,
-Just as soon as this is over. -♪ In the afterlife… ♪
This email came from your account, JJ.
That's why I'm here, helping him, guiding him.
You mean until the ref made
♪ But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you ♪
♪ I dream at night I can only see your face ♪
Live forever.
♪ And tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay ♪
Made all of us imperfect and then criticizes us for not measuring up.
Just wanted to see exactly what it is you do for work.
-♪ Another one bites the dust ♪ -♪ Oh! ♪
Just no, stop! Stop! What are you trying to do, torture me?
Nice…
♪ To make me feel this way ♪