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["I Dreamed a Dream" playing]
[chuckles] So, what? You just banished me to Hell for shiggles?
-Go deep, son. -What?
["Every Breath You Take" playing]
and not one of the two involved with the bad call.
It is not what people do at a crime scene.
♪ Another one bites the dust ♪
[sobbing] You can't imagine.
♪ Wanna fall in love ♪
That's beside the point.
[sighs]
Sorry we're just walking, baby.
Don't suddenly pretend you're not omnipotent.
What are you looking for?
I wanna be in the CIA.
Maybe if you work hard enough,
♪ Took an hour Just to get the car seat in right ♪
-Hey, Lucifer. -Hi.
We tested the poison that killed your husband,
[chuckles] Hi, God, I-- Well-- I'm Chloe.
No, I didn't kill anyone. But I think I know how my prints got on that whistle.
[chuckles] Whatever you say, son.
-Or you can maybe get one of these. -[Lucifer] Hmm.
Uh, Dan, this is…
Right.
And then you just turn up and you-- you-- you ruin it!
[sighs] Well, at least JJ's mom is clearly guilty as sin.
♪ People drivin' all fast Got me kinda upset ♪
♪ The nurses all gathered 'round ♪
Petty foibles and feelings and all.
so that he might let go of his anger and resentment and…
♪ I'm dusted! ♪
live a normal life.
For a while, my mom, the Goddess Almighty, was…
the most asinine call in the history of high school football? Yes.
♪ I dreamed ♪
-You said you were very important here. -I am.
♪ What a wicked thing to do ♪
♪ She said, "Leave this one alone" ♪
I mean, he might have mentioned it, but like I said, Steve had a lot of enemies.
It's not what you're saying, Dad. It's the way that you're saying it.
Not now, Lucifer.
What, the kind fans use for football games?
Oh, I, uh…
♪ Just the three of us, yeah ♪
I'm not angry about anything.
♪ For you ♪
♪ That's the time You must keep on trying ♪
since I know we self-actualize, so yay me.
♪ And another one gone And another one gone ♪
♪ You could be headed For the serious strife ♪
consultant for the police.
♪ But there are dreams that cannot be ♪
Really?
Smart being in the title, to which I'm sure you'll disagree.
Not really. Uh, tall, he was wearing, like, a ball cap.
♪ Now, listen up ♪
how about when Hell freezes over? That do for you?
Subtle.
[laughs] Have a sprinkled.
-♪ I'm bad, so bad ♪ -♪ Hanging out the passenger side ♪
So it sounds like your son threatened to kill the referee who is now dead.
Yeah.
"Why don't you have a desk? Why doesn't your car have a roof?"
No, but we do have a new lead.
[sighing] Whoa.
-[sighs] -So you don't have an office?
♪ I'm gonna get you, too ♪
♪ Just the two of us ♪
-And, you know, I'm just wondering, um… -Mm-hmm.
You okay?
I think we may simply be too far gone.
[pounds table] Madam, please! Ground your helicopter.